Stand By Me: Teddy's view

Chapter 4

We got to the junk yard a little later. "Stand back men. Phewwwww." I threw my sleeping bag over the fence and started climbing it. Vern followed, and so did Chris and Gordie. Chris and Gordie started walking slow and talking. "Cmon' guys, let's go" I yelled to them, but they still walked slow. I ran to the water pump and filled my water bottle up. Chris and Gordie had a race. Gordie was in the lead for a little, but Chris won. After that we all sat down and threw rocks in a can we found. "Have any of you watched "Mickey Mouse Club House" lately?" I said. They all said yeah. "I think Annett's tits are getting bigger." I said. They all just looked at me. "Yeah I think he's right, I can see them curving over." Gordie said with a hand demonstration. We all laughed. "Man, this is a really good time." Vern said. "Yeah." I agreed with him. This was really a good time. "Hey Gordie what time is it?" Vern asked. "Um, a quarter after one." "We should get the food, the junk yard opens at three. Chopper will be out." Vern said. The Junk yard owner had a dog named Chopper. He was the most unseen creature in the world. You had better chances of seeing a unicorn than that dog. "Oh, sick balls." Chris said. The owner trained Chopper in sicking someone who went into the junk yard with out permission. And he trained him to sick certain parts of the human anatomy. So if a boy passed we would yell. "Chopper, Sick." But a boy would here. "Chopper, sick balls." "Then, Vern, you can go and pick up our bodies on the way back." I said. "No way, we should all go." Vern said. We all said that we wanted to stay there a sit. "Hey. Guy. We can just flip for it." Gordie said. "That's you Gordie, all the way." I said to him. We all flipped coins and we got all tails. "Oh man, that's a gootcher." Vern said. "Oh cmon Vern. No one believes in the moons and gootchers crap." I said to him. Then he tells us a story about people who flipped and something bad happened to them. But Vern makes up crap like that all the time. We all flipped again. Vern didn't at first, but we made him. "Hahahahah, Gordie's out! Gordie just screwed the pooch." I said to him. I knew he would get out. He fails all the time. "Does the word retarted mean anything to you?" He said to me. "Just get the provisions you need you morfadite." "Don't call me any of mothers pet names. Shut up!" "I don't shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up. AGHH." Chris, Vern, and I said all at the same time. "Then your mother goes around the corner and she licks it up." Gordie said. "Ohhhhhh." We all said, so we all started spitting water at him and he walked away.