Helluva Boss!

Spring Broken!

The scene starts with Blitzo and the crew driving their gray van along the street.

"I love this song!" Blitzo said before he began to sing poorly to Mustang Dong. "You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair!" Blitzo sang along with poorly. 

Loona is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitzo, looking mildly annoyed at his singing. Izzy was also in the front with them, making sure that they behave. Moxxie covers his somehow non-existing ears in the back while Millie rolls down her window and smiles. Mary and Annabella giggle at Blitzo's behavior. 

"Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare..." Blitzo sang poorly.

They drive into an old, crowded parking lot

"Thooought it might be love, but you went--" Blitzo sang poorly.

A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.

"Oh, shit! Fu-" Blitzo said.

Blitzo slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Blitzo turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCK-4-LIFE".

"Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!" Blitzo said pissed.

Blitzo pulls out a megaphone and yells into it.

"Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!" Blitzo said pissed.

The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. Blitzo lowers the megaphone, shocked as Izzy growled angrily.

"Oh, shit! Verosika!" Izzy said angrily.

Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops.

"Blitz-o. Annabella. Isabella." Verosika said.

"I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because I believe the nearest ocean is..." Blitzo said.

Blitzo falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up.

"...three Rings DOWN!" Blitzo shouts.

"And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the amber alerts." Verosika said.

"Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab." Izzy said. 

"I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!" Blitzo said as Annabella nods.

Verosika flips her long hair back dramatically.

"They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups." Verosika said. 

Verosika takes a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb.

"So, your sister says "Hi"." Verosika said smugly.

Blitzo angrily steps in front of Verosika as Annabella had tears which caused Izzy to hold her as Mary tilts her head from inside the van confused.

"Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So, take your tampon race car somewhere else!" Blitzo said.

"Actually, prick. It has my name on it." Verosika said.

Verosika points down to her name written in purple spray paint by their feet. I.M.P is crossed out on the ground.

"I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building..." Verosika said.

"No way..." Loona said watching from the van.