Helluva Boss!

The Harvest Moon Festival

Scene opens up to a sunlit exterior of Stolas' mansion. A sigh of contentment is heard. Blitzo is shown lighting a cigarette on Stolas' bed and folds his arms behind his head. Izzy beside him, laying her head on his chest.

"I'm sorry for having to move our little rendezvous early. I have an engagement this month on the full moon." Stolas said tied up.

Stolas is shown wearing a ball gag and harness, his hands tied to the headboard with rope.

"When this happens, it's not really something we fuss about..." Blitzo said as he wrapped one his arms around Izzy.

He uses the cigar to burn the rope, freeing Stolas, who takes Blitzo's cigar from him and takes a long drag of it as Izzy giggles.

"But do you really need the book for this farm bullshit? I have, like, fifteen new clients waitin' for heads to roll." Blitzo said annoyed.

"As shocking as it may seem, Blitzy, my grimoiiiire is actually incredibly important. And it isn't supposed to be lent out to itty-bitty Imps like yourself and Izzy-Wizzy." Stolas said.

Stolas puts out the cigarette in one of Blitzo's horns and pinches his cheek before Blitzo shoves him away playfully as Izzy laughs.

"The Harvest Moon is a very special occasion! It's been my annual duty to showcase it in the Ring of Wrath. It's celebrated by a very charming little festival with the locals." Stolas said.

Izzy sat up happily. 

"The Harvest Moon Festival?! Please, please, Blitz!" Izzy begged him.

Blitzo pulls a feather out of his mouth in disgust. 

"Wrath, huh? My employees are from there. I've never really been. I hear it's full of inbred chucklefucks." Blitzo said as he noticed Izzy's begging face.

"Oh! Why don't you all join me at the festival? I can guarantee you all..." Stolas said as he sit sup.

Stolas pulls the covers over his head and his head appears near Izzy's crotch.

"...special access~" Stolas said and chuckles.

"Look, I told you, we're not bodyguards. Okay? That was a one-time thing we did badly." Blitzo said as he slightly narrowed his eyes at Stolas being so close to Izzy.

Stolas stands up with the covers on his head. He does a playful owl head tilt.

"I'm simply offering a word-free day of fun! I feel quite safe at the Harvest Festival. It's the same every year." Stolas said.

"Well, if you promise this isn't some fuck fest invite, it does sound like it could be a blast and a half. Plus, it's not like we can do jack shit without your book anyway." Blitzo said.

"Aww, I'm sowwy your clients will have to wait." Stolas said in a baby talk voice.

"Oh, fuck my clients!" Blitzo said waving a dismissive hand. 

Izzy squeals happily and kissed Blitzo's cheek repeatedly, causing hearts to appear in his eyes.

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Moxxie and Millie's apartment is revealed under a Robo Fizz sign. Moxxie and Millie are asleep in their bed. Moxxie's phone lights up and a Phantom of the Opera organ ringtone is heard. Moxxie taps the phone and rolls over. The phone rings again. IN annoyance, Moxxie grabs the phone and sits up.

"What do you want, sir?" Moxxie asked tiredly.

"Hey, hope I didn't wake ya, Mox! How would you and Mils like to visit the Wrath Ring for some harvest bullshit this year?" Blitzo asked.