Gay Chicken

Jealousy jealousy

"I'm too old for this shit"

- the best Christmas movie

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Lex

I have no idea how long this "on again off again" shit with the serial killer is going to last. He called it off, and then gave me a blow job in my shitty car outside my shitty house - which nobody knew about - and I was going to return the favour in the shower after practice today but the bastard is glaring at me! Honestly, what is wrong with this kid?

Not to mention the fact that I should be the one that's mad, he lied to me about the whole 'oh yeah, coach needs us to work on this shit so come over to mine *wink wink*', because turns out that was total bullshit! At least my hard work didn't go to waste because the plans that the coach is going through now were in fact my plans, so I can't be too mad. But he's definitely not getting that blowjob.

"Hey, I'm Colden. Just joined this place today, you must be Lex" a guy came over, honestly I couldn't care less about the new kid, only the fact that the jackass is mad at me and I don't even know what I did! Call me childish but I don't like not knowing what I did wrong - I do things wrong all the time! But whatever he's pissed at me for wasn't on purpose, I don't think, and that's what's bugging me. I piss him off all the time on purpose but I have no clue what I did this time. Maybe the new kid knows? I saw them chatting when I came on the field. I'll just shake the new guys hand, and pretend I was paying attention.

"Hi, yeah I'm Lex. Do you know if that fuck face over there has any reason to be mad at me? He's staring at me with his serial killer eyes" I pointed at Jason and Colby (?) also looked confused. Jason turned towards the coach pretty quickly when he notices us looking. Weirdo.

"No clue, he was pretty chill when we were chatting. Maybe he's pissed cuz you missed some of practice to shag a chick" Colby-probaly-not-his-name shrugged and I nearly choked on air.

"That's what he said? That I was fucking someone?" I laughed, because usually I would've been but definitely not today - I needed my energy cuz it takes a lot of will power to stay on your knees for so long, they start hurting after a while and I'm a pussy with pain. Instead of fucking someone, I was helping the principles daughter with her massive crush on Vicki, because Hannah is a bisexual icon, and she knows Vicki is one of my only friends and that I'm a very approachable Guy! And she was also buying weed but that's beside the point.

"Nah, it was that victor guy, said he last saw you with a girl" he snorted, pointing at the asshat that is one of Jason's friends. I hate that guy, he almost hated me as much as Myers.

"Well I unfortunately wasn't with anyone, I was just hanging out with Hannah for a bit. Me and her don't like each other like that, I think she'd rather stab me with a fork" I snorted and whatever-his-name-is laughed too, he seems alright. "I'm sorry but I completely blanked on your name earlier, what was it again?"

"Colden. And sorry for being forward, but if you weren't fucking a lady, would you ever fuck a dude? Because you are just my type" he looked me up and down, and I gotta admit he was attractive. I probably would have laughed in his face a few months ago, told him to piss off but since a certain someone I've been more open to the idea of being attracted to men - and Colden did look a little bit like Jason, just longer hair and a different eye colour, they had roughly the same muscle mass though.

"I'm not opposed to men, but I'm not on the market right now. Got my eye on some fruit pastels and don't want to be swapping saliva with a hothead" I smiled "I'm flattered though and I'll keep you in mind if I get bored"