Gay Chicken

Liar Liar (M)

"The only thing predictable about life is its unpredictability"

- That main rat in ratatouille

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Jason

Jasonmyers69: How are you feeling now?

TheHotOne_LF: still shitty. Can't believe your immune system is better than mine, there were so many insults I could've said!!!

I laughed down at my phone screen, he was being such a baby about his cold. I'd been around a couple of times during the week, I was usually there when his mum wasn't - for some reason it was important to Lex that me and his mum don't meet, I wasn't going to question it. And every time I've been round, he's in the exact same state, coughing up everywhere and sniffling - and he lies to me about his temperature.

See, Lex tells me his temperature is at 40°c which is usually cause for a hospital trip, but he always says he doesn't need it. Lex has no idea that I'm in kahoots with Lola, and she's been taking his temperature for the last few days and his temperature is perfectly normal. I've concluded that the great Alexander Fisk just enjoys being taken care of which would be absolutely adorable if it wasn't so annoying.

The annoying part being that he still won't let me kiss him, saying 'I'm far too ill and you'll catch it' and he's only let me kiss him that one time almost a week ago.

"Yo, Myers. You're smiling down at your phone again ~" Jesse said, peering over my shoulder. It was lunchtime in the canteen and I was sitting with my usual group. Usually people assume that jocks can only sit with other jocks, but that's probably more of an American thing because my group is a mix of a lot of things. There's three of us in the group that are on the football team: me, Adrian and Nick. The other three are Gabe (Law), Jesse (Mathlete) and Kofi (Fine art). And although Kofi has always been part of the lunch table group, this year they've been preoccupied with their art class so it's very rare to see them around. Their spot is now occupied by a random girl.

"Shut up Jesse" I pushed his face away and laughed. Jesse shrugged and dropped it, not poking for more. These were my actual friends, and they don't pry like some of the team members.

People that pry are the worst, hence why the random girl pissed me off in a matter of seconds.

"Oh, Jason has a girlfriend?" The random girl piped up, boobs pressed against the table, eyes blinking at the five of us. Brown doe eyes used to be my nemesis when trying to ignore a girl but this girl makes it incredibly easy.

"Sorry, who are you?" I asked, smirking. Most people would assume that to be a flirt, but those closest to me recognise this smirk to be a literal who the fuck are you and what do you want.

The girl did not get the message, batting her eyes even more and tucking strands on hair behind her ear Debby Ryan style. The guys just looked at me as if to say 'dont hurt the poor girl' but there was humour there too. Assholes. "I'm Piper" she smiled.

"Okay, piper" I started, leaning towards her a little bit, despite the fact she was on the other end of the table "I don't have a girlfriend" her eyes lit up, she probably would've been totally my type a month ago "but I wouldn't touch you or that fake ass attitude of yours. Please sit somewhere else you're annoying me" I sat back down and she left pretty quickly. Was it harsh? No, she was annoying me.