Gay Chicken

If only they knew

"it's disrespectful outside"

- Lola when she's ill with a cold

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Jason

"okay okay, so whose the latest piece of ass you've gotten your hand on Jase?" Neil asked. A group of us had gone to the gym after practice and for some reason Colden started a group discussion about sex and partying, most of the guys contributing with their own stories and pissing me off. I think me and Mike were the only ones actually exercising.

"Dude. You're supposed to be achieving your goal of 'lifting enough to carry two women on each arm'" I didn't add the fact that Neil would never get one girl, but I was definitely thinking about it. "Besides, my sex life is none of your business" I laughed, before standing up from the curler to stretch.

"Come on man! We haven't heard about a lady in weeks! Starting to think you really are batting for the other team" Neil piped up again, and the guys laughed and a few made some gay jokes. I was used to this behaviour, they always said stupid shit like this but for some reason it was really getting on my nerves now. Probably had something to do with a curly brunette that annoys the shit out of me.

"Neil, do me a favour and shut the fuck up" I snapped and the whole room went silent, other than Colden who snorted a laugh. I didn't actually expect him to tag along but he seemed to be fitting in well so far - still wasn't sure if I liked him or not. There was definitely something about him that peeved me but he had also been nothing but friendly. Sure he asked a lot about girls and about Lex, but it could be worse.

"Alright Cap. Didn't mean to step on your toes" Neil took a step back, hands raised in surrender before he turned away from me and started chatting with the others. I decided not to listen in on their conversation again because I really couldn't care less about what girls they were fucking, and I was suddenly preoccupied with a notification on my phone.

TheHotOne_LF: how's the gym practice going?

Jasonmyers69: that's a random ass question. What do you want?

TheHotOne_LF: rude to assume I want something serial killer.

Jasonmyers69: please stop calling me that, I am an upstanding citizen. You don't want anything? I'm suspicious now.

TheHotOne_LF: okay, maybe I want something...

Jasonmyers69: knew it. What is it?

TheHotOne_LF: Well, I'm unable to leave the house but need to pick up a few things from the shop. Can U grab some shit for me when you've finished in the gym?

Jasonmyers69: since you asked so nicely, sure. What do you need? And why can't you leave the house?

TheHotOne_LF: TYSM!! Honestly a life saver. I just need some aspirin and some soup (doesn't matter what kind). I can't leave the house cuz I'm taking care of Lola, bitch got a bad cold.

Jasonmyers69: on it. What do I get in return?

TheHotOne_LF is typing...

"What's got you smiling at your phone Myers?" Aaron asked, making all the guys turn around to look at me as well, "thought there wasn't a girl? You keeping shit from us Captain?" He laughed and patted my shoulder, trying to see my phone screen.

Usually I wouldn't care if the guys peeped at my messages but this wasn't a girl, and the last text I sent was suspicious if it's sent to Lex, and everyone knows Lex's username. And I swear to god I've never turned my phone screen off quicker.