Chapter 5: Sickness

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Dogday's POV

My head hurts so bad, I feel like I'm going to throw up. I slowly got up so I didn't wake Catnap up and went to the bathroom, vomiting aggressively. Now, I'm no doctor, but I don't think that's normal. I continued to do so for what seems like years, when I heard someone open the bathroom door.

"Dogday, are you alrigh-HOLY SHIT!" Catnap said. I smiled lazily at him before looking back at the toilet and throwing up again.

Catnap's POV

I know we got drunk last night, but not this drunk! I ran to Dogday's side, feeling his head. He was hotter than the Sahara Desert!

"Bubba! Come quick!" I yelled. Bubba walked over, rubbing his eyes.

"What happened?" He asked. I pointed at Dogday who was kneeling in front of the toilet, which is almost filled to the brim with vomit. Bubba immediately ran away and came back with a first aid kit. He pulled out a thermometer and tools his temperature.

"103.2. He's going to need lots of rest." Bubba said. I didn't even know we could get sick where ever we are. I picked up Dogday bridal style and ran back home, leaving our stuff behind. I'll get it later.

I kicked open the door and laid Dogday down on the couch, bringing him two trash cans to throw up in and a blanket. I tucked him in and for a cold washcloth, placing it on his forehead. I had passed out from how much stomach acid he upchucked. He woke and looked at me, smiling lazily.

"Hey, sweeetie, are the kids at school?" He asked. His brain clearly is not working.

"Dogday, we started dating two days ago. We don't even have kids." I said. He looked at me confused.

"We started dating 15 years ago, we got married 12 years ago, and had twins 10 years ago. What are you talking about?" He said.

"Dogday, you are really sick, and it's messing with your brain. I'm a male anyway, so how would we have kids?" I asked.

"My friend Barney the Dinosaur used his magic to make you give birth." He said, giggling and smiling lazing. This is the worst hang over of all time.

"Dogday, you have a wild imagination." I said. Dogday gave me the same look he was already giving me before he threw up in one of the trash cans and passed out again. After a few minutes, he got back up.

"Ahoy there, matey! I need your help to find me treasure!" He said in a pirate accent. Oh boy, this is going to be a long, long day.

Bubba's POV

"Where are Dogday and Catnap?" Kicken asked me.

"Dogday has a crazy hang over from last night, so Catnap brought him back home. Speaking of which, I should probably go check on them." I said.

"Oh, alright Bubba, cya!" Kicken said. I said goodbye before walking towards Catnap's house. I opened the door and saw Dogday raising his arms as if he was shooting a basketball.

"I'm Kobe Bryant!" He yelled.

"Please help, this is like his tenth phase." Catnap pleaded. This is not looking good.

"Wait a minute, I died in 2020, where am I?" Yelled Dogday. I pulled out my first aid kit and gave Dogday a sleeping pill.

"Dang, I just got drugged by an elephant, that's crazy!" Dogday said before falling asleep. I looked up at Catnap, who had a worried expression on his face.

"Ok, I've never seen anything like this, so I'm going to stay with you to help heal him." I said. Catnap nodded, before looking back at Dogday and holding his hand. When he did so, Dogday got up again.

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