Detention ~ A BakuDeku Story

2- Scrub Daddies

(Bakugay POV)

Tch, that damn nerd... UGH he and his filthy, trash-covered ass got me detention. Why was the nerd even so dirty? Did he go dumpster diving or something?

Bell sound-

Shit, I'm usually glad school's over, but now it just means I have to sit here alone with Deku for stupid detention. I roll my eyes at the thought and lean back with my feet on my desk as I watch the rest of the extras in the class pack up their stuff and leave. Once everyone's gone, I look at Aizawa for what he's gonna tell me and Deku to do during detention.

"Okay guys... I honestly don't care but I gave you detention so... clean the classroom or something. I'm gonna go take a nap, don't kill each other..." Aizawa then leaves the classroom, locking the two boys in it together.

The nerd looks over at me with his big, sparkly green eyes I could look into for- huh? I mean, his ugly stupid eyes, that I would never want to look at... He starts to speak with his annoying squeaky voice. "So, Kacchan, we have to clean the classroom... uh, where should we start, heheh?" That idiot. I slap him on the back of the head for his stupidity.

"Stupid idiot! We gotta get the cleaning supplies first, dumbass, that's where we start." I huff and stomp over to the cupboard which holds the classroom supplies. I rip the door open and reach in to grab some cleaning spray and sponges to wipe down the desks and stuff. I reach for the sponges and so does Deku. Our hands touch, and it makes my heart skip a beat- the fuck!? My face heats up slightly and I slap Deku's hand away, grabbing the sponges on my own.

"Bro who the fuck uses Scrub Daddies?" I ask, as I look at the package of sponges in my hand.

Deku looks up at me with a still-blushing face. "Oh! My mom uses them! I love how they look so happy and cute!"

I glare at the nerd. "Who cares if they're 'cute'? IT'S A SPONGE. Plus it's gonna get all gross and worn out anyways." Deku looks saddened by this, as if he feels bad for the Scrub Daddies. I glare at him. "I swear if you're thinking about a damn SPONGE's feelings right now-"

"W-WhA!? N-no I totally wasn't! Don't hurt me-" He squeaks, waving his hands in front of his face.

"Tch, yes you were. Now let's get to work, you idiot. The faster we clean this hellhole the sooner we can get out of here." I say, throwing him a Scrub Daddy and a bottle of cleaning spray. I head over to the back of the room and get started spraying and wiping down the desks. Then I notice that Deku still hasn't gotten started yet. "Oi, nerd? You gonna help or what?" I growl, annoyed.

Deku looks up at me with ashamed eyes. "Uhm Kacchan...? Erm, I don't know how..."

I pause what I'm doing and blink at him, dumbfounded. He doesn't know how? TO WIPE DOWN A TABLE? WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK!?

"DEKU! WHAT THE FUCK???"

"I'M SORRY KACCHAN! I'VE NEVER HAD TO WIPE DOWN A TABLE BEFORE! MY MOM ALWAYS CLEANED UP AFTER ME AT HOME!!!"

"DEKU WHAT THE HELL CAN YOU NOT DO ANYTHING ON YOUR OWN!?" I yell and walk over to him. He freezes in fear. "Tch, let me show you, idiot, since you obviously can't figure it out on your own." I grab the spray bottle from him and spray the desk he's at, then I take his hand with the sponge and guide it, helping him wipe down the table. I never imagined I'd be showing someone how to wipe a damn table, but here I am.

"O-oh, thanks Kacchan..." Deku looks like a tomato with how much he's blushing right now... What a nerd... I feel my face start to heat up and I quickly let go of the idiot and walk back to where my cleaning supplies are. Hopefully he didn't notice...

"Now you should be able to do it, nerd. Get to work." Deku jolts and gets to work, actually cleaning the desks like he's supposed to.

I look at Deku, remembering how disgusting he was when he showed up to school this morning. "Oi, Deku," I call over to him, startling him. "Why were you so filthy this morning? And when'd you become un-trashcanified?"

"Oh, that," He laughs awkwardly, "Well, I was late waking up this morning so I ate a banana while running to school, but then I tripped on my banana peel and fell in the trash can-"
"HA! Like the trash you are!"

"-anyways then at lunch the school security made me go to the locker room and shower because apparently I was a walking health code violation and they couldn't let me into the cafeteria... Oh yeah and I forgot to wear my shoes to school but luckily I always keep an extra pair in All Might's office so I got those."

"Well, at least you don't stink so bad anymore. It would be pretty hard for us to clean the classroom when you're covered in trash... Also why do you keep shoes in All Might's office??"

After about an hour we finally finished cleaning the whole classroom. That useless idiot apparently has no cleaning experience whatsoever and had no idea what he was doing, and I had to show him how to do simple tasks. Sometimes it seemed like he was faking not being able to do something super simple, but why would he pretend to be even more useless than he already is? Maybe I somehow overestimated him, because I didn't expect him to be this stupid. My thoughts are interrupted when the greenhead speaks.

"So, Kacchan... I guess we're done here?" Why did he sound disappointed?

"Tch, yeah, idiot. We've cleaned the whole classroom, haven't we?" I roll my eyes. I walk over to the door and try to open it but... it's locked? Oh yeah, that stupid insomniac teacher locked us in here to go take a nap. What are we supposed to do now, he might never wake up. I aggressively try the handle of the door multiple times to no avail.

"Kacchan, the door's locked, we should just wait for Aizawa-sensei to get back..." I shoot Deku a glare trying to tell me what to do, then kick the door a few times. When that doesn't work I start to get mad.

"DIE, YOU STUPID DOOR!!!" I shout as I start shooting explosions at the door, but it doesn't work. What are these doors made of? I guess it's what should be expected from UA but still...

Eventually I stop and lean against the door, slowly sliding down it to sit on the floor with my knees to my chest. Now I have to be stuck with this stupid nerd for even longer...