𝐅𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐒 𝐏𝐎𝐕:
𝟏 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭
"okay and we are live" i said as i pressed record on my camera. "anyways, heyyy guysss. welcome back to my channel! and today we're with my wonderful cousin xyla. tell them what we're doing" i said as i looked at her.
"we're gonna be reading your confessions. i'm scared" xyla said with a blank face. "don't be" i said as i grabbed my phone and read the first one.
"i used to pee upside down when i was younger" i read making me confused as xyla laughed. "what does that mean?" xyla asked laughing. "how did you do that?" i asked as well.
"i don't think that's possible" i said and xyla sighed as she took the phone. "i beat the shit out of a first grader (i feel so bad looking back at it now)" xyla read as she sat there shocked.
"wait how old were you?" i asked confused before reading the next. "i used to finger my moochie on a school night and i wa thinking of my crush" i read and xyla looked concerned.
"me personally!" i said in xyla quickly turned her head to me with a disgusted look making me laugh. "listen i never did that, but i dont blame you" i said and xyla looked at me with a 'why you lyin' look as i sat there and thought about it.
"anyways, just do what you got to i guess" xyla said shrugging as she read the next one. "one time i put a bottle in my moochie" xyla said as she busted out laughing.
"the whole bottle?" she asked as she laughed. "i like that, it's recycling" i said nodding. "because a bottle isn't just for drinking theses days-" i was tryna say but xyla cut me off.
"it should be" she said. "in theses days a bottle is not just to hold liquid, it's to help you make liquid." i said as i looked at the camera.
"girl shut up" xyla said.
"my ex cheated and started dating the girl he cheated with so i fucked her, and now we're in love" i read and xyla nodded in approval "bravo" xyla said as she clapped. "maybe i should do that" i said as i thought about it.
"i ate my dog" xyla read. "why?" i asked confused. "think about it, food stamps is always available, there's never a time in life where you don't have enough food so where your like 'spot is gone taste real good tonight" xyla explained as i laughed.
"onetime i freeballed at school and i got pantsed, and my ass cheeks got air dropped" i read as i laughed. "so they were filming" xyla said as she nodded.
"why were you freeballing?- you know what. that's not my business" i said as i handed xyla the phone.
"i ate moochie in the third grade" she read. "that's a lie, your what like, 8? you don't know shit about no moochie" xyla said and i nodded.
"you might've nibble the diddle but you ain't do nothin for real" i said.
"i danced to aurianna grande naked" i read. "what do you mean danced?" i asked smirking and xyla laughed. "do the two finger tango" xyla said and we busted out laughing.
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it was later that day and i was with TJ and KJ as we were eating and recording a video as i told them assumptions fans have they had to answer truthfully.
"assumption number one, do yall fuck girls together?" i read the question as TJ laughed and KJ just smiled. "you wanna answer it?" KJ asked TJ. "nah you go, imma just follow off you" TJ said laughing.
"we did, used to" KJ said and TJ nodded. "Used to" TJ said nodding. and i just looked at them weirdly. "nah yall they on that freak shit" i said looking at the camera.
"man next assumption" KJ said laughing as i laughed as well. "this one must be old, has KJ fucked faye and is TJ using benet" i read as i looked at them as they ate.
"leme clear this shit up, no i'm not using her. if i was using her i would post way more shit with just her. i build this shit up by myself" TJ said and i nodded. as we all looked at KJ.
"well she pregnant, ain't she?" KJ said putting a hand on my stomach causing all of us to laugh.
"are yall cheaters?" i read and KJ shook his head. "black men don't cheat" he said and side eyed him. "what you lookin at me like that for?" he asked and i just shook my head.
"nah we don't cheat" TJ said shaking his head.
"next assumption, do yall fuck with wooda?" i asked. "i fuck with wooda, like he be putting me on and shit like he not a gatekeep type of nigga it's that i be hearing shit but when i ask him, he say it's not true so i really don't know how to feel. but i fuck with him" TJ said nodding.
"i fuck with wooda but it's the same thing TJ said i be hearing shit from people" KJ said and i nodded.
"understandable" i said nodding.
