The video starts with the plushies.
"RRRAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!--" Caine, as a plushie, appears out of nowhere, "Guys, I set up a musical adventure for you today! But the song starts at 12:30, and I didn't have time to write lyrics! You'll have to make up the lyrics on the spot, or suffer a horrible punishment!"
"What punishment!?" Pomni asks as a white hand throws Pomni.
"12:30!!!" Caine yells again.
Pomni screams and gets sent into The Amazing Stage, "I c–" She pauses, "I can't sing without a script!"
A human hand throws a shampoo bottle named Orbs Brand featuring Orbsman, "Hup!"
Pomni takes a minute to look at what she was thrown at as she seemed a bit nervous, "This is a shampoo bottle!"
"THE SONG, POMNI!" Caine yelled as Pomni stammered.
Pomni: Contains citric acid, sodium chloride, cocamidopropyl betaine, fumic acid, butylphenyl, methylpropional, uh...
"Sounds delicious!" Bubble smiled.
Pomni: Magnesium nitrate, PEG-60 almond glycerides, methylchloroisothiazolinone, and, uh, water?
Pomni was pulled off as Gangle was now on stage.
Gangle: I'm super happy, never sappy When I have my happy mask
A banana peel is tossed onto the Amazing Stage.
Gangle: Don't break it, Jax!
Don't break it, Jax!
Don't break it, Jax!
That's all I ask...
Gangle falls and breaks her comedy mask on the floor.
Gangle was now speaking with her tragedy mask, "What the %$!#, Kinger?!"
The scene cuts to Kinger eating a banana, "Oop, sorry, just..." He eats a banana, even though he doesn't have a mouth, "...eatin' a little banana."
Ragatha and (Y/N) were on stage together, dancing.
Ragatha: Sunny days and rainbows,
Gеtting hugs and petting kitty cats.
(Y/N): When you feel down and in the mud
instеad of frowning...
"Do a silly dance! Take it away, Zooble!" (Y/N) stuffy hand gestured to Zooble.
The scene cuts to Zooble as there was awkward silence as Zooble grumbled, annoyed, "This is stupid..."
Caine's hand grabs and disassembles Zooble, "Boo! Come on! Let loose these angelic pipes, Zooble!"
Jax: Zooble's part was terrible.
That act was so unbearable.
I'm super-duper hoping that those limbs are not repairable.
Zooble attacks Jax, offended; the song changes into a jazz-styled arrangement of TADC's main theme.
Kinger: Y'all know me as Kinger,
But on the stage, I'm Singer!
Gonna serenade ya, baby,
With my own Tony-winning zingerrrrrrrrs~
Kinger falls, "Ow."
"Alright, Pomni, let's bring this hootenanny home with a classic duet!" Caine snaps.
Gummigoo appears, "Gummigoo?" Pomni smiled happily
Gummigoo smiled, "Crikey!"
"Oh no." (Y/N) covers her eyes as Ragatha looks away.
Pomni gasps, "Gummigoo! Oh my gosh, I can't believe you're alive!"
"Crikey!" Gummigoo repeats.
Pomni seemed confused, "W...Wha—?"
Gummigoo started glitching, "Crikey!! Down under-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-" He then explodes into confetti, as Pomni seems traumatized, again.
Pomni, Caine, and Bubble all scream in unison, creating a harmony; after a while, Pomni falls off the stage.
"Congratulations! You completed your musical adventure! As your punishment, I am going to MASS PRODUCE YOU." Caine exclaims.
"Wait, we're still being punished?" Pomni asked.
"That's the thing about life, Pomni. Sometimes, you get MASS PRODUCED." At this point, the video becomes an advertisement for various TADC merch, "These scrumdiddlyumptious bumpkins could be yours today! Along with this delicious sticker pack featuring all your favorite characters as sweet, teeth-rotting treats! Your friend, the Gummigoo keychain, in all his NON-EDIBLE glory. Perfect for NOT EATING. And this complete pin line, pinning all your favorite characters in a line together as their completely pinnable selves in this completely pinnable complete pin line!"
"And me, Jax, the marketable vinyl figure." Jax chuckles, "What can I say? People paying money to just admire me all day sounded like a sweet gig." Jax held up his (Y/N) vinyl figure, "See...Even (Y/N) gets one."
"Not...creepy at all." (Y/N) forced a smile.
"Right you are, Jax and (Y/N), the marketable vinyl figure! Him and all these items are available now at digitalcircus.store that's D-I-G-I-T-A-L-C-I-R-C-U-S-dot-S-T-O-R-E!" Caine smiled, "This fanfic isn't sponsored!"
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The Amazing Digital Circus
FanfictionVarious x Stuffed Teddy Bear Reader 🧸🧸🧸 While preforming one of their shows, a new character [named Pomni], shows up and tries to find a way to exit the digital circus before she looses her sanity like all the others. If only someone could escape...
