The wolves of the Straw Hats

Chapter 26

Unknown location, Grandline

Jon POV

He open his eyes and he realized he was flying in some kind of bubble. He saw the sea above him and he was confused. What happened?. He saw was still holding Ace on his hand. Didn't Kuma kill him?. Or was he saving them from the admiral. Even Jon knew his haki wouldn't make him passed out. Suddenly, the bubble started to go down and he crashed on the floor.

"What the hell?" He said "where the hell am I?". As he look around, he realized he was in some kind of jungle. His stomach growled just as he saw a big pig looking at him with angry eyes about to attack him but when Jon look at him, the pig gulped and started to back down but Jon was faster and cut him down. He had thank Sanji one day for teaching him how to cook, even if it was just the basics "man, that was good food". He then felt his captain's presence with his haki but he could feel he was unconscious. He went to where he was but stopped when he felt more people coming so he jumped in a tree and hide as much as he could. He saw four woman, dress in very strange clothing.

"What happened to her?" A blond girl said. Her?. Wait, don't tell me they don't know the difference between women and men!!

"Looks like she eat a dangerous mushroom" said a black hair woman. Ohh, boy. If he was where he think he was, Luffy and him were in a lot of danger. Especially a baka like his captain. If they were in Amazon Lily, Jon would have to ask for a miracle for them not to be killed or worst. What he read of Boa Hancock was very little but he knew one thing....she hated men. Jon wonders if that includes him, who is twelve years old.

"I just hope Luffy doesn't do anything stupid" Jon mumbled to himself. Who is he kidding!!!. That baka will probably do something so stupid, that they are going to be sentence to death!!! "Better hide for now". Jon saw the girls take Luffy away and he wasn't really that stupid to follow them. He isn't Sanji after all and he is far too young to die!. He went back to his small camp.

A few hours later...

Jon sweet-droop when he heard the screams of anger coming from what could only be the city where the woman live.

"They just probably realized Luffy is a man and he did something stupid" Jon said to himself. As some deity heard him, the baka of his captain appeared just where Jon was with the blond girl that discovered him.

"You are strange little girl" she said

"I am boy" said Jon, his eyes twitching.

"Do you also stretch?. Do you have family jewels like Luffy-san?" She asked suddenly "can you show me?". Jon blushed a crimson red..

"No, I do not stretch" Jon answered "and while I do have that, I will definitely not show them!!. Luffy, you baka, what did you do!!!!"

"Well, you see...." Luffy started. When Jon heard what happened, he just give him a Nami fist with extra strength on his head..

"Yeouch!!!" Luffy wined in pain "what was that for!!!"

"YOU DO NOT SHOW YOUR JEWELS IN PUBLIC YOU BAKA!!!!" Jon screamed at his captain "AND YOU DO NOT LOSE YOUR TEMPER WHEN YOU ARE INFRONT OF WOMEN WHO HATE MEN!!!!"

"But they took my hat!!!" Luffy wined. Jon just bang him on the head again.

"Idiot" said Jon. His haki suddenly warned him of danger as he dodge an arrow and he took out Ace to cut another arrow in two "come on, you idiot!!!. We need to go!!!"

"Right!!!" Said Luffy. Jon use his conqueror's haki to freeze the amazonians for enough time for Jon and Luffy to run. Jon keep running until he realized Luffy went another way.