Look, I didn't want to be a half-blood.If you're reading this because you think you might be one, my advice is: closethis book right now. Believe whatever lie your mom or dad told you about yourbirth, and try to lead a normal life.Being a half-blood is dangerous. It's scary. Most of the time, it gets you killedin painful, nasty ways.If you're a normal kid, reading this because you think it's fiction, great. Readon. I envy you for being able to believe that none of this ever happened.But if you recognize yourself in these pages – if you feel something stirringinside – stop reading immediately. You might be one of us. And once you knowthat, it's only a matter of time before they sense it too, and they'll come for you.Don't say I didn't warn you.My name is Percy Jackson.I'm twelve years old. Until a few months ago, I was a boarding student atYancy Academy, a private school for troubled kids in upstate New York.Am I a troubled kid?Yeah. You could say that.I could start at any point in my short miserable life to prove it, but thingsreally started going bad last May, when our sixth-grade class took a field trip toManhattan – twenty-eight mental-case kids and two teachers on a yellow schoolbus, heading to the Metropolitan Museum of Art to look at ancient Greek andRoman stuff.I know – it sounds like torture. Most Yancy field trips were.But Mr Brunner, our Latin teacher, was leading this trip, so I had hopes.Mr Brunner was this middle-aged guy in a motorized wheelchair. He hadthinning hair and a scruffy beard and a frayed tweed jacket, which alwayssmelled like coffee. You wouldn't think he'd be cool, but he told stories andjokes and let us play games in class. He also had this awesome collection ofRoman armour and weapons, so he was the only teacher whose class didn't put me to sleep.I hoped the trip would be okay. At least, I hoped that for once I wouldn't getin trouble.Boy, was I wrong.See, bad things happen to me on field trips. Like at my fifth-grade school,when we went to the Saratoga battlefield, I had this accident with aRevolutionary War cannon. I wasn't aiming for the school bus, but of course Igot expelled anyway. And before that, at my fourth-grade school, when we tooka behind-the-scenes tour of the Marine World shark pool, I sort of hit the wronglever on the catwalk and our class took an unplanned swim. And the time beforethat... Well, you get the idea.This trip, I was determined to be good.All the way into the city, I put up with Nancy Bobofit, the freckly red-headedkleptomaniac girl, hitting my best friend, Grover, in the back of the head withchunks of peanut butter-and-ketchup sandwich.Grover was an easy target. He was scrawny. He cried when he got frustrated.He must've been held back several grades, because he was the only sixth graderwith acne and the start of a wispy beard on his chin. On top of all that, he wascrippled. He had a note excusing him from PE for the rest of his life because hehad some kind of muscular disease in his legs. He walked funny, like every stephurt him, but don't let that fool you. You should've seen him run when it wasenchilada day in the cafeteria.Anyway, Nancy Bobofit was throwing wads of sandwich that stuck in hiscurly brown hair, and she knew I couldn't do anything back to her because I wasalready on probation. The headmaster had threatened me with death-by-inschool-suspension if anything bad, embarrassing, or even mildly entertaininghappened on this trip.'I'm going to kill her,' I mumbled.Grover tried to calm me down. 'It's okay. I like peanut butter.'He dodged another piece of Nancy's lunch.'That's it.' I started to get up, but Grover pulled me back to my seat.'You're already on probation,' he reminded me. 'You know who'll get blamedif anything happens.'Looking back on it, I wish I'd decked Nancy Bobofit right then and there. Inschool suspension would've been nothing compared to the mess I was about toget myself into.Mr Brunner led the museum tour.He rode up front in his wheelchair, guiding us through the big echoey galleries, past marble statues and glass cases full of really old black-and-orangepottery.It blew my mind that this stuff had survived for two thousand, three thousandyears.He gathered us around a four-metre-tall stone column with a big sphinx on thetop, and started telling us how it was a grave marker, a stele, for a girl about ourage. He told us about the carvings on the sides. I was trying to listen to what hehad to say, because it was kind of interesting, but everybody around me wastalking, and every time I told them to shut up, the other teacher chaperone, MrsDodds, would give me the evil eye.Mrs Dodds was this little maths teacher from Georgia who always wore ablack leather jacket, even though she was fifty years old. She looked meanenough to ride a Harley right into your locker. She had come to Yancy halfwaythrough the year, when our last maths teacher had a nervous breakdown.From her first day, Mrs Dodds loved Nancy Bobofit and figured I was devilspawn. She would point her crooked finger at me and say, 'Now, honey,' realsweet, and I knew I was going to get after-school detention for a month.One time, after she'd made me erase answers out of old maths workbooksuntil midnight, I told Grover I didn't think Mrs Dodds was human. He looked atme real serious and said, 'You're absolutely right.'Mr Brunner kept talking about Greek funeral art.Finally, Nancy Bobofit snickered something about the naked guy on the stele,and I turned around and said, 'Will you shut up?'It came out louder than I meant it to.The whole group laughed. Mr Brunner stopped his story.'Mr Jackson,' he said, 'did you have a comment?'My face was totally red. I said, 'No, sir.'Mr Brunner pointed to one of the pictures on the stele. 'Perhaps you'll tell uswhat this picture represents?'I looked at the carving, and felt a flush of relief, because I actually recognizedit. 'That's Kronos eating his kids, right?''Yes,' Mr Brunner said, obviously not satisfied. 'And he did this because...''Well...' I racked my brain to remember. 'Kronos was the king god, and –''God?' Mr Brunner asked.'Titan,' I corrected myself. 'And... he didn't trust his kids, who were the gods.So, um, Kronos ate them, right? But his wife hid baby Zeus, and gave Kronos arock to eat instead. And later, when Zeus grew up, he tricked his dad, Kronos,into barfing up his brothers and sisters –''Eeew!'said one of the girls behind me. '– and so there was this big fight between the gods and the Titans,' Icontinued, 'and the gods won.'Some snickers from the group.Behind me, Nancy Bobofit mumbled to a friend, 'Like we're going to use thisin real life. Like it's going to say on our job applications, "Please explain whyKronos ate his kids".''And why, Mr Jackson,' Brunner said, 'to paraphrase Miss Bobofit's excellentquestion, does this matter in real life?''Busted,' Grover muttered.'Shut up,' Nancy hissed, her face even brighter red than her hair.At least Nancy got in trouble, too. Mr Brunner was the only one who evercaught her saying anything wrong. He had radar ears.I thought about his question, and shrugged. 'I don't know, sir.''I see.' Mr Brunner looked disappointed. 'Well, half credit, Mr Jackson. Zeusdid indeed feed Kronos a mixture of mustard and wine, which made himdisgorge his other five children, who, of course, being immortal gods, had beenliving and growing up completely undigested in the Titan's stomach. The godsdefeated their father, sliced him to pieces with his own scythe, and scattered hisremains in Tartarus, the darkest part of the Underworld. On that happy note, it'stime for lunch. Mrs Dodds, would you lead us back outside?'The class drifted off, the girls holding their stomachs, the guys pushing eachother around and acting like doofuses.Grover and I were about to follow when Mr Brunner said, 'Mr Jackson.'I knew that was coming.I told Grover to keep going. Then I turned towards Mr Brunner. 'Sir?'Mr Brunner had this look that wouldn't let you go – intense brown eyes thatcould've been a thousand years old and had seen everything.'You must learn the answer to my question,' Mr Brunner told me.'About the Titans?''About real life. And how your studies apply to it.''Oh.''What you learn from me,' he said, 'is vitally important. I expect you to treat itas such. I will accept only the best from you, Percy Jackson.'I wanted to get angry, this guy pushed me so hard.I mean, sure, it was kind of cool on tournament days, when he dressed up in asuit of Roman armour and shouted: 'What ho!' and challenged us, sword-pointagainst chalk, to run to the board and name every Greek and Roman person whohad ever lived, and their mother, and what god they worshipped. But Mr Brunnerexpected me to be as good as everybody else, despite the fact I have dyslexia and attention deficit disorder and I had never made above a C- in my life. No – hedidn't expect me to be as good; he expected me to be better. And I just couldn'tlearn all those names and facts, much less spell them correctly.I mumbled something about trying harder, while Mr Brunner took one longsad look at the stele, like he'd been at this girl's funeral.He told me to go outside and eat my lunch.The class gathered on the front steps of the museum, where we could watch thefoot traffic along Fifth Avenue.Overhead, a huge storm was brewing, with clouds blacker than I'd ever seenover the city. I figured maybe it was global warming or something, because theweather all across New York state had been weird since Christmas. We'd hadmassive snow storms, flooding, wildfires from lightning strikes. I wouldn't havebeen surprised if this was a hurricane blowing in.Nobody else seemed to notice. Some of the guys were pelting pigeons withLunchables crackers. Nancy Bobofit was trying to pickpocket something from alady's bag, and, of course, Mrs Dodds wasn't seeing a thing.Grover and I sat on the edge of the fountain, away from the others. Wethought that maybe if we did that, everybody wouldn't know we were from thatschool – the school for loser freaks who couldn't make it elsewhere.'Detention?' Grover asked.'Nah,' I said. 'Not from Brunner. I just wish he'd lay off me sometimes. Imean – I'm not a genius.'Grover didn't say anything for a while. Then, when I thought he was going togive me some deep philosophical comment to make me feel better, he said, 'CanI have your apple?'I didn't have much of an appetite, so I let him take it.I watched the stream of cabs going down Fifth Avenue, and thought about mymom's apartment, only a little ways uptown from where we sat. I hadn't seen hersince Christmas. I wanted so bad to jump in a taxi and head home. She'd hug meand be glad to see me, but she'd be disappointed, too. She'd send me right backto Yancy, remind me that I had to try harder, even if this was my sixth school insix years and I was probably going to be kicked out again. I wouldn't be able tostand that sad look she'd give me.Mr Brunner parked his wheelchair at the base of the handicapped ramp. He atecelery while he read a paperback novel. A red umbrella stuck up from the backof his chair, making it look like a motorized café table.I was about to unwrap my sandwich when Nancy Bobofit appeared in front ofme with her ugly friends – I guess she'd gotten tired of stealing from the tourists – and dumped her half-eaten lunch in Grover's lap.'Oops.' She grinned at me with her crooked teeth. Her freckles were orange,as if somebody had spray-painted her face with liquid Cheetos.I tried to stay cool. The school counsellor had told me a million times, 'Countto ten, get control of your temper.' But I was so mad my mind went blank. Awave roared in my ears.I don't remember touching her, but the next thing I knew, Nancy was sittingon her butt in the fountain, screaming, 'Percy pushed me!'Mrs Dodds materialized next to us.Some of the kids were whispering: 'Did you see –''– the water –''– like it grabbed her –'I didn't know what they were talking about. All I knew was that I was introuble again.As soon as Mrs Dodds was sure poor little Nancy was okay, promising to gether a new shirt at the museum gift shop, etc., etc., Mrs Dodds turned on me.There was a triumphant fire in her eyes, as if I'd done something she'd beenwaiting for all semester. 'Now, honey –''I know,' I grumbled. 'A month erasing textbooks.'That wasn't the right thing to say.'Come with me,' Mrs Dodds said.'Wait!' Grover yelped. 'It was me. I pushed her.'I stared at him, stunned. I couldn't believe he was trying to cover for me. MrsDodds scared Grover to death.She glared at him so hard his whiskery chin trembled.'I don't think so, Mr Underwood,'she said.'But –''You – will– stay – here.'Grover looked at me desperately.'It's okay, man,' I told him. 'Thanks for trying.''Honey,' Mrs Dodds barked at me. 'Now.'Nancy Bobofit smirked.I gave her my deluxe I'll-kill-you-later stare. I then turned to face Mrs Dodds,but she wasn't there. She was standing at the museum entrance, way at the top ofthe steps, gesturing impatiently at me to come on.How'd she get there so fast?I have moments like that a lot, when my brain falls asleep or something, andthe next thing I know I've missed something, as if a puzzle piece fell out of theuniverse and left me staring at the blank place behind it. The school counsellor told me this was part of the ADHD, my brain misinterpreting things.I wasn't so sure.I went after Mrs Dodds.Halfway up the steps, I glanced back at Grover. He was looking pale, cuttinghis eyes between me and Mr Brunner, like he wanted Mr Brunner to notice whatwas going on, but Mr Brunner was absorbed in his novel.I looked back up. Mrs Dodds had disappeared again. She was now inside thebuilding, at the end of the entrance hall.Okay, I thought. She's going to make me buy a new shirt for Nancy at the giftshop.But apparently that wasn't the plan.I followed her deeper into the museum. When I finally caught up to her, wewere back in the Greek and Roman section.Except for us, the gallery was empty.Mrs Dodds stood with her arms crossed in front of a big marble frieze of theGreek gods. She was making this weird noise in her throat, like growling.Even without the noise, I would've been nervous. It's weird being alone witha teacher, especially Mrs Dodds. Something about the way she looked at thefrieze, as if she wanted to pulverize it...'You've been giving us problems, honey,'she said.I did the safe thing. I said, 'Yes, ma'am.'She tugged on the cuffs of her leather jacket. 'Did you really think you wouldget away with it?'The look in her eyes was beyond mad. It was evil.She's a teacher, I thought nervously. It's not like she's going to hurt me.I said, 'I'll – I'll try harder, ma'am.'Thunder shook the building.'We are not fools, Percy Jackson,' Mrs Dodds said. 'It was only a matter oftime before we found you out. Confess, and you will suffer less pain.'I didn't know what she was talking about.All I could think of was that the teachers must've found the illegal stash ofcandy I'd been selling out of my dorm room. Or maybe they'd realized I got myessay on Tom Sawyer from the Internet without ever reading the book and nowthey were going to take away my grade. Or worse, they were going to make meread the book.'Well?'she demanded.'Ma'am, I don't...''Your time is up,' she hissed. Then the weirdest thing happened. Her eyesbegan to glow like barbecue coals. Her fingers stretched, turning into talons. Her jacket melted into large, leathery wings. She wasn't human. She was a shrivelledhag with bat wings and claws and a mouth full of yellow fangs, and she wasabout to slice me to ribbons.Then things got even stranger.Mr Brunner, who'd been out in front of the museum a minute before, wheeledhis chair into the doorway of the gallery, holding a pen in his hand.'What ho, Percy!' he shouted, and tossed the pen through the air.Mrs Dodds lunged at me.With a yelp, I dodged and felt talons slash the air next to my ear. I snatchedthe ballpoint pen out of the air, but when it hit my hand, it wasn't a pen anymore. It was a sword – Mr Brunner's bronze sword, which he always used ontournament day.Mrs Dodds spun towards me with a murderous look in her eyes.My knees were jelly. My hands were shaking so bad I almost dropped thesword.She snarled, 'Die, honey!'And she flew straight at me.Absolute terror ran through my body. I did the only thing that came naturally:I swung the sword.The metal blade hit her shoulder and passed clean through her body as if shewere made of water. Hisss!Mrs Dodds was a sand castle in a power fan. She exploded into yellowpowder, vaporized on the spot, leaving nothing but the smell of sulphur and adying screech and a chill of evil in the air, as if those two glowing red eyes werestill watching me.I was alone.There was a ballpoint pen in my hand.Mr Brunner wasn't there. Nobody was there but me.My hands were still trembling. My lunch must've been contaminated withmagic mushrooms or something.Had I imagined the whole thing?I went back outside.It had started to rain.Grover was sitting by the fountain, a museum map tented over his head.Nancy Bobofit was still standing there, soaked from her swim in the fountain,grumbling to her ugly friends. When she saw me, she said, 'I hope Mrs Kerrwhipped your butt.'I said, 'Who?''Our teacher. Duh!' I blinked. We had no teacher named Mrs Kerr. I asked Nancy what she wastalking about.She just rolled her eyes and turned away.I asked Grover where Mrs Dodds was.He said, 'Who?'But he paused first, and he wouldn't look at me, so I thought he was messingwith me.'Not funny, man,' I told him. 'This is serious.'Thunder boomed overhead.I saw Mr Brunner sitting under his red umbrella, reading his book, as if he'dnever moved.I went over to him.He looked up, a little distracted. 'Ah, that would be my pen. Please bring yourown writing utensil in the future, Mr Jackson.'I handed it over. I hadn't even realized I was still holding it.'Sir,' I said, 'where's Mrs Dodds?'He stared at me blankly. 'Who?''The other chaperone. Mrs Dodds. The maths teacher.'He frowned and sat forward, looking mildly concerned. 'Percy, there is noMrs Dodds on this trip. As far as I know, there has never been a Mrs Dodds atYancy Academy. Are you feeling all right?
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Percy Jackson And The Lightning Thief
FantasyAlways trouble-prone, the life of teenager Percy Jackson gets a lot more complicated when he learns he's the son of the Greek god Poseidon. At a training ground for the children of deities, Percy learns to harness his divine powers and prepare for t...