[Scene cuts to Mario, Red, and Stella walking down a dark corridor.]
Mario: (exhales)
Stella: (chuckled nervously) Anyone else feeling butterflies in your stomachs?
Red: (sarcastic) Probably because of how much caterpillars you ate.
[Mario, Red, and Stella enters the ring, full of cheering Kongs, who then boo at their presence. Suddenly, Donkey Kong emerges, much to the adoration of the crowd. The "DK Rap" from Donkey Kong 64 begins to play. He crushes two barrels that come out of nowhere.]
Stella: Wow.
Donkey Kong: (rhythmically) I'm DK! I'm Donkey Kong!
FANGIRL KONG: YEAH! WE LOVE YOU!
Donkey Kong: Oh, yeah! (waving to Cranky) Hi, Dad! Hi!
Cranky Kong: (embarrassed) No, don't... Don't do that!
Donkey Kong: (dancing) Dad, wave back.
Cranky Kong: Enough with the showboating!
Donkey Kong: What do you mean?! They like it! It's what they came here for! Dancing pecs! (does a pec flex as the crowd continues to cheer wildly.)
Cranky Kong: Okay, simmer down. (The crowd continues to chant) I said, "SIMMER DOWN!" (The crowd except Diddy Kong stops cheering)
Diddy Kong: DK! DK! DK!
Cranky Kong: That means you, Diddy Kong!
Diddy Kong: D-- Sorry.
Cranky Kong: Now, since I want this fight to last more than five seconds, I put power-ups around the arena. You're welcome.
Donkey Kong: I don't need anything special to break every bone in your tiny bodies!
Donkey Kong: (growls as the crowd cheers again.)
Stella: (taking a stance)
Mario: (laughs nervously as Peach gives him an encouraging look, then exhales) Alright.
[Mario, Red, and Stella charges at Donkey Kong as the crowd roars. Suddenly, Mario is slammed on the girder and slapped repeatedly while Red and Stella avoided the Kong's grip. Peach and Toad cringe at Mario's pain.]
Peach: Oh!
Toad: Oh, my-- Okay.
Cranky Kong: (holding a banana) Guess you're not getting my army.
(Donkey Kong picks up Mario and kicks him in mid-air. Mario tumbles across the girder and hangs on to it for dear life, whimpering in fear.)
Donkey Kong: Is this what you came for?!
FANBOY KONG: WE LOVE YOU DK!!!! (sobs)
Donkey Kong: Hi, Dad! Love you!
(Mario spots a floating Question Block above Donkey Kong.)
Red: Hey, Monkey Boy!
[Donkey Kong turns to see Red and Stella at two separate bars.]
Stella: Try to catch us, ya hairy ape!
[The two ran in opposite directions.]
Donkey Kong: It is on like Donkey Kong!
(Red dodges a punch from him and swings on vines and his the block.)
Red: [gets a Mini Mushroom, which lands on his hand] You're about to pick on someone your own size. [eats it, and the audience gasps] YEA-! [shrinks] Oh...
