Super Duper Silly Cats and Dogs short stories

Story One: Tig Bakes the Cake

You might not know but, Tig every once in a while, goes somewhere – eh – it's a secret and she bake something. Sometimes it's cookies. Sometimes it's a cake. And every single time she throws in random ingredients. Once she mixed rice eggs, pudding, chocolate chips, and a lot of salt. It was a bit salty. And this time she has baked a cake. This cake is like none other! It looks like a perfectly perfect chocolate cake on the outside and for the inside you'll just have to find out.

Well of course Tig goes somewhere secret this time it happens to be her bedroom underneath her bed. And so, she just seems to be taking random things for her bedroom and putting them in a giant bowl and mixing them together. There's an old newspaper in there. She had chopped it up and put it in a bowl of milk to soak with some sugar and some salt. She did not know if not to put a pinch of salt with a cup of sugar of a pinch of sugar with a cup of salt. So, she did a cup of each. Sometimes she did a pinch of each. Of course, there was her feather collection to consider. Every once in a while, if she had too many of the same feather and she was baking a cake she would chop up one of those feathers and put it in the cake batter she was making.

And now after she had baked this cake, she would always sell it at this special bakery. And this time she had put on pale pink frosting with pale blue words saying "Have a Great Day." And this time she was also looking for a cake to eat. So, the next day she went back to the bakery and bought the cake back. She didn't know it, of course, but when she got home, she went underneath her bed, the same place she had baked it, and she cut a slice for herself to eat. She ate it. She said it tasted delicious. And right then, Tess popped her head in the room and she wondered where Tig was because she wanted to borrow something from her. She knew not to take anything from Tig because then Tig would get very mad. Even though Tig would say in a very sweet voice "I never get mad."

So, Tess just stood right there in front of Tig's bed. Then left the room to go get something else, she would be back. Meanwhile underneath the bed, Tig has finished her slice of cake, which as I have told you she thought was very delicious. But really it just looked like goop of playdoh, cherries, tomatoes, blueberries, blackberries, raspberries, and also some sort of fluffy looking stuff, that was the feather. Now she was trying to find out what it looked like inside, so she cut it in half the way you would cut a bagel in half. Not vertical, but horizontal. And... poof! Something had exploded!

Oh, did I not mention Tig has a bomb collection in her room? Well she had baked one of the bombs in the cake, it had landed directly in the center. And when she cut the cake like that, horizontally, she had triggered the bomb!

At that moment Tess had come back into the room. She thought that Tig had turned her bed into dark wood. And Tess also thought she had put on black sheets and had found a black pillowcase for her pillow. Underneath the bed Tig decided to eat the shell of the bomb. Boom! That was a bit hot. But Tig can handle it because, if you've read Super Cats, Tig's mom is Kaya. And she has inherited some super powers.

Now that is the story of how Tig Bakes a Cake.