Well, first of all why you want to avoid Zarf and Zelch is that Zarf eats everything. She is like a Dineo, a type of Pokémon that bites anything that moves because it cannot see because there is fur covering its eyes. Well, second of all, do not try to jump over Zarf and Zelch if you see them coming. She will, Zarf I mean, most definitely stretch her neck and eat you. Don't worry, she usually says "I've got to share" then spits you out. Don't worry, if you are a fish, do worry because she usually only spits out half of fishes and gives them to her sister. Do you know what the dragon A Zippleback is? Well a Zippleback is a type of dragon it has two heads, Zarf is one of these heads, Zelch is the other. And I think to avoid getting eaten, especially if you are a fish, is to go under them. Because then most like one of Zarf or Zelch's paws will get in the way and she will eat that instead. Zelch usually begs her to put it back and while that is happening you can escape.
Now I've only told you one of the reasons why you should avoid her, she eats everything. The second reason is she and her sister are sometimes like helicopters and they usually smash everything they step on. Once they tried to step on Tig and you should know that Tig gets very mad when she's stomped on even though she says "I never get mad."
Okay, how to avoid that. Do not try to dig under her, do not try to fly over her, do not go in a basement or an attic. The best thing to do is to put a box over you and stay put. If the thing does not move, she usually does not stop it.
And that is why you want to avoid Zarf and Zelch and how to avoid them.
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Super Duper Silly Cats and Dogs short stories
FantasyShort and funny stories all about magic town, where the super cats book takes place, learn more about their personalities and town, and find out all about their family.
