My little weirdo

Outfits and Marshmallows.

Meanwhile,

Y/n POV:

I sat on the end of my bed and sighed.
Fuck! I have nothing to wear.
I sighed and ran my fingers through my hair.
Wait, couldn't I summon stuff?
I scolded myself for not thinking of the simple option sooner.

The infinite choices however, left me with an even bigger question. What to pick?
I summoned outfit after outfit trying to decide what to wear.

Red?
No. Too desperate.

White?
Never mind I'm not getting married.

Royal Blue?
I'd look like I was fishing for compliments.

Orange?
Too saturated.

Purple?
I don't know.

Green?
Not the right type of party.

Pink?
No. Too... pink.

Black?
... Maybe.

...

I'm not gonna say it.

...

Fine.
Black and yellow with hints of blue; Bill themed.

I snapped my fingers and summoned...

A black and yellow patterned dress appeared. I spawned in a blue ribbon to tie around the dress.

Black shorts and a black and yellow patterned suit jacket along with a blue skirt. I spawned in a white shirt and yellow tie.

Black and yellow patterned shorts and suit jacket. I spawned in a white shirt and blue tie.

I quickly changed into them and ran to the mirror.
Dayum, I look good.
I danced around in front of the mirror.
I wonder if Bill would like it.
...
I'm gonna ask him.
Bill can read-hear(?) my thoughts now.

Bill, you there?
Do you like my outfit?
No answer.
Oh well, it was worth a shot.
I walked back to my bed, still happy with my outfit but just slightly disheartened.

"I think you look great, weirdo. Me themed." I snapped around when I heard Bill's voice. Surprisingly the world wasn't black and white.
Bill! Thank you. But won't the twins hear you?
"Nah, I'm a creature of the mindscape, I made it just so you can perceive me!" He spun around, floating in the air.

Also the world, it's not-
"Black and white? Yeah, I don't want pinetree or shooting-star seeing anything." He shrugged.
But I thought you made it so only I could see and hear you?
"Yeah well..." He paused for a moment, "Let's move on, toots."
Alright.

Do you like marshmallows?
"Marshmallows?"
Yeah! The candy.
"Haven't tried it. I don't normally concern myself with human food." I raised my eyebrows at his words.

You haven't tried marshmallows? You need to try some.
"Do I now?"
Uh, duh.
He stared at me, obviously debating whether to try them.
"Fine." He rolled his eye.

"Do you have some, puppet? Or do I need to get them?" He raised his hand, ready to summon the marshmallows.
All good, I stole- borrowed, some from Dusk-2-Dawn.
I walked over to my stash of candy and grabbed the bag of off-brand marshmallows.
Here.

Bill squinted at them skeptically as I opened the packet.
"They look shit." He deadpanned, "Are they poisonous? They look deadly. I'm not eating those."
I promise they're good to eat... probably.

"Probably? Wow, I feel so safe ingesting these." He remarked.
I'll eat the first one then. To prove it's fine.
I reached into the bag and popped one into my mouth and ate it.
See? Perfectly fi- Ah FUCK.

I started "choking" and "dying".
Bills eye widened and he started shaking me.
"THE FUCK?" He screeched. I went limp and closed my eyes.
I jumped up, "BOO!" I shouted before going into a fit of laughter. I looked at him and he was just glaring at me.

Triangle Bill:

Did- did I screw u-
He started laughing and floated back up into the air, "Oh, you're crazy! You got me, weirdo. You really did."
I sighed in relief.

Human Bill:

Did- did I screw u-
He started laughing and shook his head, "Oh, you're crazy! You got me, weirdo. You really did."
I sighed in relief.

I sat back down and so did he.
"But I'm not having those marshmallows."
Fair enough.
We both stayed silent for a moment.

"Well, I think I should go." He mumbled.
No! Wait. Maybe, if you wanted to, you could go to the party... in disguise of course.
"I don't know..."
Just to spy on the twins. Get to know the pines?
"...well-"
Do you want me to beg you? Is that it?

Oh please Bill, please come to the party. Please grace my poor human soul with your divine presence. And if I may be worthy, bless my lowly self a dance. I did my best old fashioned voice and put on a bit of a show. Pacing this way and that. And on the last phrase going onto my knees.

He laughed, "Oh, that was good. Sure I'll come, puppet."
Cool! Ah, this is going to be so much more fun! I-
A noise outside of the door interrupted me. I glanced at the door then back at Bill.
Can they see you?
"No."

Alright, let's see who's out there.
I unlocked the door and pulled it open. As it swung toward me, Mabel fell onto the floor with a glass in her hand.
"Hi, y/n." She smiled up at me.

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I'm so sorry that this part came late.
Got stuck writing it 😭

I bet we all look amazing in the outfits !!

Have a nice day/night :D