My little weirdo

"Will."

I glanced down at Mabel, giving her my best 'I'm not angry, I'm disappointed' look, "Mabel, what the hell are you doing listening into my room? There better be a decent reason."

"I heard you say 'boo' and that meant you were talking to someone and Gruncle Stan and Soos are at the party hall and I was with Dipper. So, there had to be someone else here and you didn't tell anyone so, it must have been someone you didn't want us knowing about." She admitted, standing up.
Damn. She really put two and two together.

"Did you hear someone other than me in- no, do you see anyone else in here right now?" I tilted my head to one side. She looked behind me and shook her head.

"So, there was no reason to spy on me. Now, why don't you go downstairs and head to the party. I'm sure your friends are waiting for you." I leaned on the open door and smiled.

"I don't have any." She stared down at the ground.
"Well then go and make some, you silly goober." I shook my head jokingly. She looked up at me and grinned.

"Thanks y/n, for not being mad at me." She walked out the door, "I love your outfit!" She shouted as she ran down the stairs. I smiled and shut the door, locking it behind me.

"You handled that well." I turned around to see Bill right in front of me. Like centimetres away from my face.

"Hm!" My eyes widened and I stepped backwards, only to bump into the door.
"Fuck, ow." Now bright red, I rubbed the back of my head.
Oh, axolotl, that was embarrassing.

"...Are you okay, weirdo?" Bill asked, obviously amused at my embarrassment.
All good.
I awkwardly smiled and stepped past Bill to go sit on my bed. I watched as he moved towards me.
He's so- can read my thoughts, shit.

"I'm so what?" He put his hand under my chin and tilted my head up towards him, "Hm?"
I- uh, you-you...
I froze up and went bright red. I just stared at him as involuntarily, lots of thoughts entered my mind.
Lots.
Of.
Thoughts.

Triangle Bill:

"Oh?" He looked me up and down before dropping his hand.
He patted me on the head, "Let's not get ahead of ourselves, puppet."
I nodded, still slightly in shock.

Human Bill:

"Oh?" He raised his eyebrow before dropping his hand.
He patted me on the head, "Let's not get ahead of ourselves puppet."
I nodded, still slightly in shock.

He snapped his fingers and disappeared. I looked around and it seemed he had completely vanished.
What the fuck just happened?
I blinked a couple times but he'd gone.
Help? Where did he go?

I was awakened from my thoughts when I heard a knock on the downstairs door. Shaking my head, I unlocked, opened then locked again, my bedroom door. I walked down the stairs and then the doorbell rung. Again and again.
"I'LL BE RIGHT THERE STOP RINGING THE DOORBELL." I shouted as I hastily made my way to the door.

I opened the door and to my surprise Bill stood there. My eyes opened wide.
"Yello."
BILL YOU'LL GET CAUGHT- THE CCTV I-
'Magic, remember? I look like a normal, random human.' I heard his voice in my head and I sighed.
Ohh, yeah.

"Y/n, who's there?" I heard Dipper call out as he walked down the stairs.
What do I say?
'Just say a name'
What name?
'I don't know, make something up. You're a smart human, y/n.'

"Will! His name is Will." I bit my lip to not laugh. He glared at me. Dipper stared up at Bill.
"Hi, how do you guys... know each other?" He glanced back and forth between us.
"Uh, I bumped into them in a forest and now we're... friends." Bill clasped his hands together. Dipper sighed in relief.
"Friends." He whispered to himself.

Oh axolotl. Does Dipper have a crush on me? It'd explain all those things he says under his breath. Oh fuck, just like Wendy said in the show. Am I gonna be replaced with Wendy in that shapeshifter scene?
Oh fucking hell.

'Y'know I can hear you, right?'
Yep- I uh, I definitely knew that. I definitely remembered... that.

"I'm gonna go... to the ticket stand. And uh, you look nice y/n," Dipper continued quietly, "awkward silence." He walked off toward the school.
"Thank you, Dipper!" I called out.

After a moment, Bill and I looked at each other. I smiled and I'm sure I caught a glint in his eye.
"You ready for the dance?"
"As ready as I'll ever be."

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AHAISHAJENEN

WILL. 😭

I'm sorry, I had to 🙃

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