My little weirdo

The Party! pt2

I smiled as Bill turned my third newly filled cup of soda, into my third newly filled cup of alcohol.
"Thank youuu." I took a large gulp.

"Maybe you should slow down a bit." He held out his hand for me to give him the drink. I nodded and then downed the rest.
"Or just drink it all. That works fine." He sighed.

"I'm fiiine. What is thiss-sstuff?" I blinked and stared at my cup.
"Dreamdrink." He gave me a judgemental glance, "I forgot humans and their low tolerance."
I squinted, "How much percentages" hic, "iss-in this?"
"Twenty." He winced.
"TWENTY? Oh fuck. I've had two biig cupss." I held my head in my hands, "And another of them disssappeared before I drunk muchh-of it."

"So you're drunk, already?" He sounded amused.
"I'm eighteeen; I," hic, "can't buyy-it legally. So I don't have a high," hic, "tolerances." I explained.
His eye widened, "Are you too out of it to keep the plot on track?"
"No, no. I can doo-it." I stood up and began to walk forward, "See-woAH." I fell back down onto the sofa.

"Oh, puppet." Bill sighed.
"I'm alright. Alll good. I just," hic, "just need a moment." I rubbed my eyes.
He stood up, "I think you need more than just a moment. I think you need to go."
"Go wheree? Go get water?"
"Home. The Mystery Shack."

I frowned, "But it's fun here. There'ss-flashing lights and more dreamdrinkk and youu, Bill."
"Okay, we're taking you home before you tell someone something they shouldn't know." He paused, "Or something you shouldn't know."
Ruin all the fun.
"Fine." I crossed my arms.

"Okay, now how do we do this? If you drink some water and lean on me, do you think you'll be able to walk?" He offered me his hand.
"I'll be fine too-walk without water." I glanced at his hand, then back up to him. I stood up without using his hand and stepped forward.
"Seee? Absolutely fine." I slowly continued forward.

Unfortunately, I didn't walk carefully enough and I slipped on a discarded cup. Even more unfortunately, Bill was just far enough away, that I actually landed on the floor and hit my head.
"OW! SON OF A- UGH." I rubbed my head.

"Okay, let's get you back." He scooped me up.
Okayyy. Ahahaha. I'm very close to him right now.
I went red and wrapped my arms around him.
"This is not anything like the ideas going through your head. It's just a matter of convenience, got it?"
"Mkayy, sure."
It definitely is.

He rolled his eye as he moved out of the door and checked to see if anyone was watching, "I'm going to fly you back home. Okay, puppet?"
"Mhm." I nodded.
"And I'm only holding you like this because it's easy, understand?" He floated higher and higher until he was way above tree level.
I clung on tightly, "Yes."

After a couple minutes of flying in silence a thought popped into my head.
Was this a date?
"No." He answered, flatly.
Technically it was.
"Technically it wasn't."
I wish it were.

He looked at me, "I'm going to pretend I believe that you're only saying that because you're drunk."
"Hmph. Whateverr." I rolled my eyes.

Triangle Bill:

"We're almost there." Bill mumbled.
"Awh. Okay." I rested my head on him. He pushed me away slightly.
"I'm going to have to float lower from here, cctv and all. Wouldn't look good to have me flying. My disguise wouldn't look like I'm walking all the way up here." He sank down to his normal floating level.

Human Bill:

"We're almost there." Bill mumbled.
"Awh. Okay." I rested my head on him. I felt him tense up.
"I'm going to walk from here, cctv and all. Wouldn't look good to have me flying." He sank down to the floor.

"Do you have a key to the door?" He asked as he made his way up the front steps.
"Yeah." I blinked forcefully, took a key out of my pocket and handed it to him. He unlocked the door and shut it behind him.
"Where's your room?" He began going up the stairs.
"Up on the left." I tried to exit his arms to stand up, "I cann," hic, "walk from here."

"Just wait til the top of the stairs." After getting to the top, he put me down. I walked off to the right.
"You said it was on the left?"
"I meant the-oother left." I stumbled to my door and sloppily put the code in.

Once in my room, I took off my shoes and socks. Then I flopped onto my bed and closed my eyes.
So... tired.
And after a couple of seconds I fell asleep.

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LMAO. What did you think of this chapter?

Drunk y/n, based on a true story.

I'm actually going to die I can't think of what to write in chapter 15 😭😭😭