Fernspeckle: Greetings. I am Fernspeckle, a warrior with a unique gift. I can teleport and often find myself in the midst of my fellow warriors' conversations, bringing with me strange artifacts from the Twoleg world. Join me as I unveil these peculiar items and observe the reactions of my clanmates.
Leafpool: so... who are you?
Mothwing: yeah, and why do we want to have twoleg stuff in our camps? and what is this stuff? is it dangerous?
Fernspeckle: well, I have no idea what kind of twoleg stuff you will be seeing or trying because the readers will be telling me what they want to see you try, and we might play some twoleg games sometime. And for your question Leafpool, I am a warrior of FeatherClan.
Leafpool: there's another clan?
Fernspeckle: Umm... it's nowhere near here though...
Firestar: Neither was SkyClan
Fernspeckle: it's not actually on this continent.
Sandstorm: What's a continent?
Fernspeckle: Um... never mind. and thats all warriors! i must be going now.
Fernspeckle: *disappears*
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The Funniest Warrior
FanfictionEver wondered what warriors think of normal twoleg life? what do they think of things like swimming pools (who other than RiverClan would want to get wet on purpose? (me lol)) cooked food, toothbrushes (a stick with rough fur?!) *Spoiler alert* char...
