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Fernspeckle: *appears*
Sandstorm: Aaah! how do you do that?
Fernspeckle: I might never tell... ANYWAY I have the first twoleg item, it's a toothbrush!
*Holds up what looks like a colorful stick with rough fur on one end*
Bluestar: a what now?
Fernspeckle: a toothbrush and thank you Bluestar for volunteering! here just put it in your mouth and brush it up against your teeth.
Bluestar: what? why me? um... *picks toothbrush up and puts the wrong end against her teeth*
Cloudtail: why do twolegs have such ridiculous stuff?
Fernspeckle: i dont know, um Bluestar that's the wrong end, here I'll show you. *Brushes teeth properly* here Cloudtail have a toothbrush, Yellowfang you better have one too.
*Bluestar turns the toothbrush the right way and they all start brushing*
Firestar: *walks into camp* um what's going on? why is everyone chewing on colorful sticks? you know what maybe I don't want to know... *slowly starts backing away*
Fernspeckle: They're just brushing their teeth! here you try *holds out toothbrush*
Firestar: no thanks
Sandstorm: what is it supposed to do anyway? Yellowfang, let me see your teeth
Yellowfang: *shows her teeth*
Sandstorm: what's wrong with her teeth? there white!
Fernspeckle: toothbrushes are for cleaning teeth, nothing is wrong, but now I have to go. *disappears*
Firestar: how does she do that?
Sandstorm: *shrugs*
What twoleg thing should Fernspeckle show them next? comment below!
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The Funniest Warrior
FanfictionEver wondered what warriors think of normal twoleg life? what do they think of things like swimming pools (who other than RiverClan would want to get wet on purpose? (me lol)) cooked food, toothbrushes (a stick with rough fur?!) *Spoiler alert* char...
