MEEEEEEDIC!

Ze medic's new team

After medic recovered from jarate he found that his idiot teammates decided to be big babies about jarate and stay home, no big surprise, the big surprise is medic's new team, there were two scouts (one female), a sniper and a demoman. Then they introduced themselves and their colourful hats.

"Hello" said the scout "I am TheSpyCrap, my giant penis will capture all the control points"
"Vat?" Said the very confused medic
"I am TheFemCrap" Said the femscout " my giant boobs will help capture the control points"
The medic looked at them with a face that said kill me
"Hi" said the sniper "I am Spookwagen, grovyle porn in best porn"
Medic wished he stayed home an extra day, while at the same time tries to get the image of Pokémon porn image out of his head.
"Hello" said the demoman "I am siN, I own a BLUtube channel that records everyday mercenary blunders"
siN seemed the most normal out of the bunch, mostly because he was.
Will medic not be annoyed by his teammates? Will SpyCrap's penis save the day? What kind of porn will Spookwagen say is best next? Stay tuned for next chapter!