Hazbin Bodyguard(Hazbin Hotel+Helluva Boss crossover fanfic)

Chapter 3

Sean's pov

Lucifer: You are going to be going down to the Gluttony to protect the Queen of Gluttony, Beelzebub.

Sean: Is there a reason for this, or is it just typical guard duty.

Lucifer: Someone tipped me that there is going to be an assassination attempt tomorrow-

Sean: And who tipped you on it?

Lucifer: You ask a lot of questions, kid.

He snapped his fingers, and Kiki appears behind him from a portal.

Kiki: Hi~

Sean: Of course it's fucking Kiki.

Lucifer: She's not only my daughter's friend, but also a really talented informer!

Sean: Yeah, I know.

Kiki: Aw, your too kind.

She walked over to me.

Kiki: Look at you, all suited up. Muscles and all too.

She poked my abs.

Sean: Please don't try any teasing... I'm Bee's man remember?

She put her hands on my chest and got close to my face.

Kiki: Maybe I could convince that girlfriend of yours to have a threesome.

I put my hand on her face and slowly push her off me.

Sean: How about no... Not interested. Bee's the only woman I need in my life.

Kiki: Your loss pretty boy.

Kiki blows me a kiss and I get scary thoughts her making advances on me but shake those thoughts out of my head instantly.

Sean: Lucifer, could you tell your informant to stop flirting with me.

Lucifer: Kiki. Don't make my new bodyguard lose focus of his duties.

Kiki: Fine. But the second Bee ever finds someone new I'm snatching you up without any hesitation~

She walks back through the portal.

Sean: Are all demons gonna be this horny towards me or only the succubi?

Charlie: I'm kinda impressed you aren't being affected by the charms that succubi give off.

Lucifer: I'll send you back to earth to rest up, you'll need it for tomorrow.

He snapped again, and we're at the front of Bee's house.

Lucifer: See ya later, kid.

He snapped again, and disappeared.

I turn around, and walk to the door, opening it.

Sean: Hey, Bee, I'm home.

Bee: Sean!

She walked up to me, and kissed me. I grab her waist and pull it towards me. She broke the kiss and smirked at me.

Bee: Ohh My~ forward much~

Sean: Says you.

Bee: Fair.

Sean: I mean, with me always being shy and adorable I thought I'd try showing that I can be assertive when I want to.

We walk over to the couch. I sit down, and she straddles me.

Bee: Get ready, lover boy, you're not getting any rest tonight.

Sean: Justin the opposite of what Lucifer wanted...