I'm only human

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There was an important meeting at the hotel. The sins and overlords had came over for it. Halfway through angel kept making jokes , alastor had had enough.
" Angel, shut up before I make you."
" All right smiles calm down." He said smiling.

Angel and husk went to go get drinks for everyone and came back five minutes later. They drank and continued the meeting but alastor was acting strange , well stranger than normal. " Al, you ok?" Rosie said nervously
" Calm down, I'm sure he's fine, right alastor?" Said beelzebub.
Alastor couldn't hear them , it was muffled and when he tried to reply all anyone could hear was static and suddenly he passed out. The moment his head hit the table he started changing. His hair turned brown, glasses appeared on his nose and his suit became grey. " HOLY SHIT, HE'S  HUMAN!"  Yelled vox

Lucifer shook him and alastor woke up alarmed. " What's going on!" He said confused on why everyone was staring at him

" Ummm , Al don't be alarmed but , your human."
He jumped to his feet and looked at his hands. Angel laughed and said " Finally!"
" What do you mean finally?" Alastor said menacingly
" I may have turned you into a human."
Alastor became pissed and started walking towards angel but he just laughed." What are you going to do , your a weak little human." The little part was true, he was now the same hight as Lucifer. His hair was messy but to lucifer he was a hot kind of messy.

" Actually, I was strong as a human cause I knew voodoo and I had a kill count of 96." He said grinning and angel backed away while everyone stared at him. Everyone was silent for a whole 5 minutes until Lucifer broke it " alastor why didn't you tell us you were hot as human?!"  Alastor didn't reply and asked " how long does this last?"
" Ummm 3 or 4 days give or take?"
" What!" As alastor said that angel just ran.

" I'm so done with you guys." He said sighing

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