Alastor walked up to his broadcast tower and switched the sign to " on air".
" Hello ladies and gentlemen of hell, I hope you are well this afternoon." We've got some great artists coming up next including: Louis Armstrong, John coltrane and Charlie parker!'
He played a few songs and made a few amusing comments for a while and suddenly angel burst in.
" Yo, smiles , where you been?"
" Go away angel I'm busy."
" Nah, I think imma stay for a while."
" I said go." He said making his voice staticy and letting his demon form slip' woah, woah, chill, I'm just here toet you know that your boyfriend is looking for you."
Alastor went as red as his hair and yelled " ANGEL, ITS LIVE!"
" Oops." He said going closer to the mic.
" Yeah, Al got boyfriend is looking for you , he says he wants hugs."" Tell him , I'll be back in 20 minutes."
" NO GET OUT!" he yelled, once again letting his demon form slip." Yes sir." He smirked.
He left and alastor said , sorry about that folks, now we only have 20 minutes left so I'm the meantime how about some miles Davis and Ella Fitzgerald.( Btw, these are actual musicians)
~time skip brought to you by alastor not being mentally stable~
" Well, thats time, I hope you enjoyed today and don't forget to tune in tomorrow for more musicians!"
" Good day to you all!"
He ended the broadcast and made his way downstairs were he was tackled by Lucifer and was forced to sit on his lap while everyone was smirking as Lucifer petted him.------------ meanwhile -----------
" What!" Vox yelled " I'm supposed to be his!"
So being the obsessed stalker he Is he snuck of to the hotel and got a video of Lucifer petting alastor while alastor was on his lap.
And to be more annoying, he posted it