Part 1 of y'alls messages to me

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ミ★ 1 ★彡

Sigma idk

   Fair


ミ★ 2 ★彡

I nearly threw up today Baddie

   Oop- Real tbh


ミ★ 3 ★彡

I love you someone you barely know

   Awwwww, I love you too (platonic, genuine) <3


ミ★ 4 ★彡

I put my newborn son into a blender

   Slay ig 😔


ミ★ 5 ★彡

Guess who I am Skibidi

   *Gasp* Skibidi toilet! Is that you?? 😰

(Cookie? That's what I call you for short whenever I see your username lol)


ミ★ 6 ★彡

Is your ass okay from falling down the stairs

   Lmao It has a giant bruise on it but okay for the most part pookie (It hurts in every position) 😋


ミ★ 7 ★彡

If you have cai give me ur account name

  I actually made a book about making my OC into a c.ai bot lol, here: @IAmJustM3


ミ★ 8 ★彡

I LOVE YOUUUUU

   I LOVE YOU TOO???!??!?!? ❤❤❤💥💥💥💥💥💥         P.S. Coco the cat says she loves you as well :3


ミ★ 9 ★彡 (I didn't see this before now!!)

Hello kiddo this is your wattpad mom Youll know which one cause I have lots of green in my profile anyway after you figure out who I am heres a little reward message just for you I love you Je taime Te amo Ti amo Ich liebe dich Ik hou van je Kocham Ci Seni seviyorum Aku cinta kamu Ti mn bn Mahal kita If youre not supposed to eat at night why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty During what month do people sleep the least I hope this note brightened your day and put a smile on your beautiful face but dont forget to answer you must not delay so text me on the only app we can because Ill be waiting with all the energy and love I can so to any bad days either now or later try text me cause Ill always be eager from your unofficial mother who loves you so Ps I may be a bit slow

   (That's just a bunch of "I love you's" in different languages, isn't it :3 ) Ilysm, thank you for taking the time to send me this

    Lightbulb is so you can see the dark corners of the fridge

   I have no clue (Dust?)

   Probably during the end of school year months (finals and all)


ミ★ 10 ★彡

Can can can you do the can can

   No. But that hasn't stopped me from trying 💃🏽💃🏽


ミ★ 11 ★彡

Hiii here are some jokes I hope you like them Some are not jokes just funny stuff A lot of people cry when they cut an onion The trick is not to form an emotional bond Q How do you drown a Hipster A In the mainstream A police recruit was asked during the exam What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother He said Call for backup My boss told me yesterday You shouldnt dress for the job you have dress for the job you want But when I turned up today in Ghostbusters clothes he said I was fired

This was a little confusing at first, but I appreciate the message :3


ミ★ 12 ★彡

hello Im sad so can I have a hug I lost my brother and I feel very sad hughow about we say some kind things today like set a goal each day of like a couple o things for example you say nice things to say or hug people on the street if they need it here Ill start Ive been doing this since I was four so ten year lolill say nice things to youyour coolyour smartyour awesome your probably very prettyyour kindyour amazingyour responsibleyour weird in a good wayyour mature or not whichever one you think is niceyour enough and your love in a good wayoh and one for Coco the cat your probably adorable cocoalso here quote of the day for youin the dark times let kindness be the lightI normally do these on my page lol so I bet you cant find out who I ambtw I do follow you or at least my brother did before his passing and I took his accountps Im sorry for venting at the start you dont have to put this in your book but you can if you wantpps BYEEEEEEEEE insert technoblades so long nerds

Ofc you can have a hug!! *big hugs* Don't apologize for venting, it's perfectly alright. I personally think that is a lovely goal to have <3


ミ★ 13 ★彡

HIIIII

Hello!! I don't know who sent this, but I'm so glad you stopped by! Thank you for taking the time to give me this message, I appreciate it <3 (I'm really emotional rn for no reason, please excuse my sappy-ness)






Disclaimer!! I'm too lazy to make another part, so Imma just keep editing this one 😋

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