𝑴𝒐𝒏𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒂 [JJK x Haikyuu]

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[Name] was minding her own business, casually walking down the street with her grocery list in hand, when she suddenly felt a heavy arm drape around her shoulders.

Startled, she turned to see none other than Kuroo Tetsurou grinning down at her, his eyes glinting with that familiar mischievous spark.

"Hey there, little shopper," he said, his tone playful and light. "Fancy running into you here. Need some help with those groceries?"

[Name] raised an eyebrow, trying to figure out what he was up to this time. "Kuroo? What are you doing here?"

Kuroo gave her a nonchalant shrug, his grin widening. "Oh, you know, just thought I'd keep you company. Can't have you wandering around all alone, now can we?"

She chuckled, relaxing a little as she realized he was just being his usual playful self. "I think I'll be fine, but thanks for the offer. It's just groceries."

"Exactly!" Kuroo chimed in, steering her in the direction of the store. "Groceries can be dangerous business. You never know what kind of unsavory characters might be lurking around."

[Name] rolled her eyes, smiling. "Yeah, sure, because the cereal aisle is full of danger."

"You'd be surprised," Kuroo muttered, still grinning but clearly joking. He scanned their surroundings as they walked, his gaze playful as he pointed out random people. "That guy looks suspicious, don't you think? And her—definitely plotting something."

She couldn't help but laugh at his antics. "You're ridiculous."

"Maybe," Kuroo said, giving her a wink. "But you can't say you're not entertained."

As they reached the grocery store, Kuroo kept up his light-hearted banter, making jokes about the most mundane items. He insisted on pushing the cart, making exaggerated comments about the weight of each item she picked up.

"Kuroo, you're acting weird," she finally said, laughing as he dramatically pretended to struggle with a bag of apples. "What's up with you?"

He glanced down at her, his grin never faltering. "Weird? Nah, I'm just being a good friend. Can't let you have all the fun alone."