Squirrel Nuggies

How to Prep Squirrel

If one were to eat a squirrel you could do many things with every body part and cook all sorts of different meals. To name a few off we have squirrel soup, squirrel rice, mac and cheese with squirrel meat, squirrelie nuggies, squirreloaf, pasta{spaghetti} with squirrelballs, and the list goes on. Now to even be able to make any of these dishes you need to first hunt and catch a squirrel. It would be preferred to raise a clean one but that takes too much time. Once you get your squirrel you'll obviously want to put on a mask and gloves unless you're okay with getting your hands REALLY dirty. Next you'll want to put the dead squirrel on a flat surface and grab the weapon of your choosing. I would get precise about where and how to cut but that would probably freak someone out or sm idk so I won't. Make sure to drain the blood and take out the organs, bladder{be very careful with that} and cut off the genitals too! Once your squirrel is skinned you can set the skin off to the side and maybe use the fur to make a small rug or hat or sm. You'll want to make sure to get all the extra fat and flesh out too. Typically the meatiest parts of a squirrel are the front legs and shoulders, the hind legs, and the backstraps{Explore Parts Unknown}. Usually the heart, liver, and kidneys are edible as well but you do you. You could probably cut up some pieces of meat, bread them, and fry them to make some squirrel nuggets or you could cut the meat up and make some other sort of food. You can eat it just plain cooked or you could go all out {and probably get sick} and eat it raw. The possibilities are endless and you could even open a restaurant by raising squirrels for slaughter the same way we do for pigs, chickens, cows, fish, etc.

{P.S. I haven't actually eaten squirrel before and this is quite literally just an inference on how to do it based on what I know and my sources. Sources will be cited once I I'm finished with this!}

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