➼𝒦𝒶𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓎 𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓉𝓈 [𝟨] ✮

The neighbors window (karlity) 💠🔱

Karl x Quackity
Fluff💠? Gonna Try and make it lime🔱
Song:
This had potential ...but...unfinished,rip💔

He was back at it again.
There Karl was,staring daggers into the window from the house across the street.
He stood there,he's been standing there for the past 30 minutes.
He was watching the neighbor,smoking weed and eating pizza while rubbing himself through his pants.
How shameful,drugs,unhealthy food,TV and masturbation?
This couldn't stand.

"Hey hun"
Karl heard his wife say as she walked into the room.
Karl snapped out of it and turned to look back at her.
Karl:"oh,hey.."
?:"what are you doing?"
She asked,not really that interested as she stood infront of the mirror to put on her earrings.
Karl:"the neighbor,he's doing it again"
?:"what,smoking?"
Karl:"yes!"

Karls wife rolled her eyes and walked over to him.
They both stared at the window.
Karl:"see! He's- I mean- what is he doing?!"
Karl pointed,as if they weren't looking at the same thing.
He looked at his wife,hoping shed be just as pissed off as him,but she looked...aroused?
?:"damm.."
Karl:"hey?!"
She laughed and kissed his cheek.
?:"i have to go to my meeting with Josh,
Have some fun,okay?"

Karl rolled his eyes as she let go of him and started to leave the room.
Karl:"you've been having a lot of meetings with Josh.."
His wife waved and went downstairs.
?:"loosen up! Invite him for beers!"
She yelled before the front door closed.
Karl sighed,upset that she didn't show as much interest as he did.

He looked back at the window.
The guy was on his phone now.
Karl huffed and got out his own.
Thankfully,he had the neighbors numbed from a neighborhood watch group chat he immediately left after he got added.

+(790) 1738024

K:
Dear neighbor,
I just thought you'd like to know that ME and my WIFE can see you and your illegal activities through our window EVERY DAY.
We would greatly appreciate if you would stop this adultery or just close the darn blinds!
(NOT so) sincerely,
The Jacobs

Karl sent it off and crossed his arms,ready for this guys insane reaction when he would receive this very threatening message.
He watched the stoner pick up his phone,
And put it right back down unbothered.
Karl couldn't believe it.
He gasped,how did that not work?!
His neighbor looked back at him and waved before going back to watching tv and smoking weed.

Thats it.
Karl left his post and went down the stairs.
He had to take matters into his own hands.
He slid on some shoes,grabbed his keys and left out the door.
He power walked across the street to the neighbors house,feeling a rush in his body.
He was excited to deal with this first hand.
Karl banged on the door.
He couldn't wait for it to open so he could give this delinquent a piece of his mind.

For some reason,the door didn't open within the 2 seconds Karl was banging on it,so he banged again.
He eventually did it until it opened.
Karl took his hand back to himself and looked up.
?:"oh,its you-"
Karl:"listen here mister—- WHATEVER the hell your name is-?!"
Quackity:"quackity."

Karl:"QUACKITY! Me and my wife can see you smoking weed through our window every single DAY,I have messaged you and-"
Quackity:"yeah I saw that"
Karl stammered.
Karl:"wh- yeah and you ignored me?-"
Quackity:"its because i Don't care"
Karl sighed.
Quackity smiled politely.
Quackity:"...Sorry Dude.."

Karl:"how about you just close your curtains?"
Quackity:"why would I do that?"
Karl:"because what you are doing is basically public indecency."
Quackity:"why don't you just close your curtains?"
Karl:"because...?"
Karl didn't actually know why.
He just liked to complain.
Karl:"I like sunlight."
Quackity:"okay? I like sun light too?"
Karl didn't have a comeback.

He looked puzzled.
Quackity:"how about this...you come upstairs with me,and you can watch me throw away my weed yourself,deal?"
Oh to see the look on his attractive delinquents face while he had to throw away his weed because he's scared of me!
Karl smiled.
Karl:"fine"
Quackity nodded and let Karl into his house.
Karl followed him up the stairs,he was actually pretty neat.

Quackity led him into his room with spread arms.
It was weirdly interesting to see Quackitys room from the inside.
Karls seen it from his window countless Times but being here felt like visiting a movie set.
He looked around,curious.
Karl:"...okay,now throw the weed away"
He said as he turner to Quackity.
Quackity:"weed? What weed?"
Karl laughed.

Karl:"the weed you just smoked?"
Quackity looked around.
Quackity:"i don't see any weed?"
Karls smile faded.
Karl:"are you fucking kidding me?!"
Karl started to rummage through Quackitys stuff.
Quackity just sat back down on his bed and went back to eating pizza.
Karl turned to him.
Karl:"I saw you! And you can literally smell it in the air!"

Quackity:"can you calm down? Why are you so mad at me?"
Karl paused.
Maybe...maybe he was overreacting?
Wait,no? No he wasn't? He had to take a stand for him and his wife!
Then again...he could just look away?
Karl was confused.
Why did he come all the way here?
Maybe he was just bored.
Or maybe he just wanted to feel like a man.
Karl shrugged.

Karl:"its just annoying..so...cut it out?"
Quackity looked up at him while eating his pizza.
This was awkward.
Quackity:"I'll think about it,I guess"
Karl:"really? You cant just throw me a bone here?"
Quackity scoffed.
Quackity:"yeah,as if?"
Quackity stood up.

Quackity:"you know,I can see you guys too sometimes"
Karl:"well yeah,our windows are like..perfectly aligned?"
Quackity nodded and pointed to Karl's window across the street.
Quackity:"I got a perfect view of your bed,tell me...why do you never get any action?"
Karl looked at him,not excepting that.
Karl:"uh- excuse me?"

Quackity:"you guys never get freaky,whats the deal with that?"
Karl looked confused.
Karl:"wha- why would you care?!-"
Quackity:"im curious! Cause your wife gets her fair share on that bed...and you..just kinda...stalk me?"
Karl looked away.

Karl:"i dont 'stalk' you,your really not that interesting"
Quackity:"wow."
Karl:"I mean,all you do is smoke weed and jerk off..and eat junk food"
Quackity laughed.
Quackity:"yeahh that sounds about right.."
They looked at eachother.
This wasn't so Bad? Quackity actually seemed like an okay g- and now he was kissing him.

Sorry yall,maybe I'll finish the lime/smut later