➼𝒦𝒶𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓎 𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓉𝓈 [𝟨] ✮

hawk TUAH! (Karlity) 💬

Karl x Quackity
Fluff💠 text fic 💬
Song:
Brain rot Shit post I wrote in like 15 minutes bc I haven't uploaded for like a month I'm so sorry guys I've fallen off the wagon
[would you guys be interested in newtmas? Im currently writing a story]

Quackity 🦁

K:
QUACKITY!!
QUACKITY
QUACKITY
QUACKITY
QUACKITY
I JUST GOT HIT BY A CAR
QUACKITY
MY DOG DIED
QUACKITY ANSWER
QUACKITY IM GAY
QUACKITY
new talk tuah podcast episode just dropped.

Q:
Hi

K:
Are you fucking kidding me

Q:
Dude I just checked
There's no new episode??

K:
No shit
Okay now listen
You will NEVER guess what happened today

Q:
Bruh if it's not about Hawk tuah I don't wanna talk tuyah

K:
I hope you kys
Can you listen to me now

Q:
I guess.

K:
Okay SO
I just got up right
Bc I was taking a nap

Q:
Bros 25 taking a nap💀

K:
Can you shut up
Genuinely next time I see you I'm putting a screen time limit on your phone so you can get off of Instagram reels

Q:
Please no
How will I goon?

K:
I'm just gonna keep talking.
So after my nap I got up and went downstairs to my living room bc I wanted to eat an apple

Q:
🍎

K:
And I open my fridge to get out an apple but there are no apples so I close it (sadly) and then I walk over to my couch and I LITERALLY STUB MY TOE SO HARD it starts to bleed and there's blood everywhere and now I'm wearing 5 socks

Q:
What the fuck
Dude are you okay

K:
Can you respect my privacy?

Q:
Hope you bleed out

K:
Wanna come over?

Q:
Hmm
Idk..
I don't really wanna get up right now...

K:
I hate you
...
Pls come over I'm bored and I wanna eat pizza with you

Q:
I'll come over if!....
You promise to give me that Hawk TUAH and SPIT ON THAT THANG!!

K:
Okay
Bet

Q:
?
Lol will you actually

K:
Yeah maybe
I mean
We've been friends for years and we've jerked off together before
I'm comfortable enough in my sexuality to give you head
Are you?

Q:
Oh
Um
Wow
Uh
I don't know lol

K:
Bros scared of the mighty hawk TUAH😂

Q:
IM NOT SCARED
Um
I'll come over and we'll see
I'm not that horny rn. So..

K:
Your always horny.

Q:
🤥

K:
Whatever just hurry up before my whole foot bleeds out and I die and you find me on my couch with your texts open on my phone and you feel guilty for my death forever and ever and take your own life after my funeral to be reunited with me

Q:
K

K:
✌️