Songs with Ireland and the Sea

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Y/n: Cu Ya bloody bastard, Give Me Back My Stout!

Lancer Cu: Ya Can always order another one you know!

Y/n: But it's me bloody Stout, Now give it here!

Caster Cu: Come on Ya Eejit, Give him his stout back.

Lancer Cu: Oi! Who ya callin an Eejit ya Eejit!

EMIYA Alter: Can You Idiots just shut up before I put a damn bullet between your eyes!

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EMIYA Alter: Can You Idiots just shut up before I put a damn bullet between your eyes!

You and the Other Cu's instantly sat down as you all can feel the disapproving glare from EMIYA Alter.

Y/n: Sorry about this Shirou, Just thought I could a Pint or two with ya. Guess I didn't think about Cu and his counterparts to be here for drinks as well.

EMIYA Alter looked at you with a flat look on her face as she continued to clean the glass cup in her hands.

EMIYA Alter: Your accent is showing again, Just How many Stouts did you and the Muts drink this time?

Y/n: Not sure, i think i lost count on how many times I was to busy staring into ya eyes. They're just as beautiful as I remember them to be, simply wonderful. The drinks though, I'm on me Fifth Pint. Cu and others, Not a Bloody Clue.

You had a smile on your face as you began to drink your Stout, unaware of the light blush on EMIYA Alter's face.

EMIYA Alter: (Forgot how much of a womanizer he is when he's drunk.) ...You dumbass.

Y/n: Can't deny facts, I Never said I was the smartest. So of course i might be dumber than bricks some times but if the situation calls for it, I know I need to think things thoroughly before doing anything else.

You gently stare at your cup as you wondered if there was anything you can do when the situation becomes dire, wondering if you have what it takes but you were soon knocked out of your thoughts as Cu and his Caster Variant were arguing on why His Caster Variant couldn't use Gáe Bolg.

Caster Cu: Why Can't ya let me use me bloody Spear!

Lancer: Get Yar Own Ya Bastard!

Caster Cu: I Can't Since this Bloody stick me became me bloody weapon!

Y/n: Can't ya bastards See that the Barista is about to Keelhaul ya if ya Eejits don't stop!

Cu and Caster stopped their bickering as they saw EMIYA Alter was holding her guns out and we're aiming at them.

Lancer and Caster Cu: S-Sorry...

You were about to placed your lips on your glass until you saw that the stage was empty, Your eyes soon widen as you got up from your seat gaining the attention of Both Cu's and EMIYA Alter as you walked towards the stage.

Lancer Cu: Oi! Where are ya going bud?

Y/n: About to sing some songs of course!

Caster Cu: Now were talking! Hold on, Let me just use some runes to get everything set up!

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