Criminals (Punk Luke)

4 months

A/N: this picture is making me hungry. INTRODUCING TWO NEW PEOPLE! The video will help understand what they look like.

*Luke's pov*

Lana was sat next to me eating a slice of pizza "can I open the gift now?" she asked looking at me with pleading eyes "fine" she grabbed the box and opened it straight away "impatient are we?" She laughed and took the paper off "Luke this is amazing!" She screamed pulling me into a hug. I gave her some concert tickets to see her favourite band, My Chemical Romance, in concert. It's their first tour after getting back together "what is it?" Michael asked "MCR Tickets!" "Um Ashton where's my tickets they're the best band ever and they're on tour and if I don't go I swear to Gerard Way I will kill someone" "patients child for I have got you something better then concert tickets" Ashton walked out of the room "I have a pizza cake" he brought in a giant pizza cake with eight candles on "because it's all our four month anniversary this month we're celebrating together" "an eight piece cake and Luke chose the four for him and Lana so take them" I took the skittles, chocolate chip, marshmallows and sprinkles "Lana choose two" I gave her the plate "okay I'm taking sprittles" "sprittles?" "Sprinkles and skittles" "oh right..."

"Me and Ashton have to go you two have fun" Michael shouted Ashton giggling both walking out of the house "how many times have they had sex? oh my god" Lana asked like 100,000 and what?" "Look down Luke" I looked down and saw that my skinny jeans had a massive hole in, but that's not all, my underwear has a spilt straight down the middle meaning you could see my penis all day "why did no one tell me?" "I only just noticed" "right okay so what do I do?" "For someone like you, you are so awkward" I rolled my eyes "just what do I do?" "change, idiot"

*Lana's pov*

After what seemed like forever Luke came down, wearing only his boxers "Like what you see?" He walked over to me "if my parents walked in now they would kill you" "sure" "I like this tattoo" I pointed to a penguin tattoo "it's funny because people are scared more because I have tattoos but they're of penguins" He laughed, he's so beautiful when he laughs it's like the sun in the Teletubbies x5000.

Me and Luke were cuddled up watching Harry Potter And The Deathly Hollows Part 2, well I was paying more attention to him than the film "Lana?" Luke looked at me "yes Luke" "watch the film" "no Luke" "why?" "Because you're more interesting" "thanks but seriously watch it" "do I have to?" "Yes" "why?" "because your parents just pulled up" "and?" "You've been staring at me for the past 30 minutes it's kinda creepy" "and you're getting turned on?" "Yes" "okay I will watch it" I turned my attention to the film until my parents walked in about 5 minutes later "Jesus turn some lights on you vampires" she turned the lights on and I looked at her "okay I'll turn yours off" "hi mrs Moon" Luke said "hi Luke" "Hi we're back!" Michael shouted, obviously drunk, Ashton giggling behind him "boys get up to bed and don't have sex it's illegal" my mom shouted "it's they're 4 month anniversary give them a break" I said "it was yours the other day and did you have sex? No, you were binge watching" "it's lots better"

"Lana tidy your room I just remembered we have guests!" My mom shouted "Luke help me" I dragged him upstairs "oh my god Luke you only had boxers on that whole time" "oh yeah I forgot about that" "wait did you two" "no" "I'm just too lazy to get dressed after" "after what" "are you sure" "he split his jeans and you could see his dick okay" I pulled him, slowly cause he's heavy, up the stairs. We finally made it to my room and I just stood staring at the clothes all over my floor "it's like my soul just spilled onto the floor" I said spamming the door, on Luke's face... he came in and shoved me against the wall "wanna do that again sweetie?" He breathed on my neck sending shivers down my thighs "N-no" I manage "what was that?" He nibbled on my ear kneading my breasts "fuck Luke we have guests" "so be quiet" he pushed me on to the bed "take your clothes off, not your bra or underwear" I took my clothes off as Luke stared at me as I finished taking my clothes off he got on top of me completely naked just as there was a knock on the door "Lana I hope that rooms tidy I'll be coming in to check in a bit" then she shit the door "as much as I want to do this I really don't want her walking in on us" I sat up a bit "yeah" he got up "in just gonna yeah" he went into my bathroom and I got some clothes on and quickly shoved my stuff in my closet. I could hear Luke's moans in the background and that really wasn't helping I finished and he was still going so I shoved some music in just as my mom walked in "good all tidy, where's Luke?" "Oh he's in the bathroom" "okay" she left and a few minutes later Luke came out with a towel around his waist and on his head "why do you have the music so loud?" He asked "because you are very loud and my mom came in" "wait did she heard me?" "Hopefully not"

"So this is dan and phil" my mom introduced us to the two guys standing I front of us "hi" dan shuffled his feet "so where you are you from?" "Town 25" phil said "so you're the famous 'Phan' from town 25" like laughed "and you're the famous Luke Hemmings and we first meet when you have a boner oh how embarrassing" dan laughed I looked at Luke's erection "well at least I have a sexual life" I blushed when my mom looked at me "we haven't ish but uh what Luke means is that at least he I don't know how to save him from that actually" and with that me and Luke walked back upstairs "I thought you had sorted yourself out" I said as we got into my room "Lana look at what you're wearing" I looked in the mirror "I look like I normally do just in not wearing make up" "exactly you look really fucking good without make up"

A/N: yay I updated on time ish.
So this chapter is kinda scattered and I apologise for that

-Kacey