Copyright © [2019] [R. Lynn Kresge]
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(written by Kikazaru Agape')
Narrator: You couldn't have written it without my help.
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So here we are stuck in a tree in Nannerville. Mildred is writing Nannerville: Through the Portal, and I am writing Nannerville: Back to the Portal. Now that you are all caught up, I'm going to read over Mildred's shoulder and see how her book is coming along.
~Signed The Other Narrator~
Mildred: Kika!
Kika: Yeah?
Mildred: Quit reading over my shoulder. We talked about this!
Kika: Fine.
Mildred: Why aren't you writing?
Kika: Because I am writing Back to the Portal and so far, the only thing that has happened is that we're stuck in this nanner tree. I'm caught up with my writing. Oh I guess I could write this dialogue down.
Mildred: Stop.
Kika: Stop what?
Mildred: Writing down everything we say and do.
Kika: How can I write a book about our adventure back to the portal if I'm not allowed to write what we do or say?
Mildred: OK but just the important stuff no one has to read the irrelevant nonsense stuff.
Kika: Well sometimes you don't know something is important until later then you can't remember it as clear so I'm going to write everything down and sort it out later.
Mildred: Sounds grueling.
Kika: It is my process.
Mildred: Well, your process seems a lot like a waste of time, energy, and paper.
Kika: It's a lot better than being stuck in a tree trying to remember what happened a few months ago.
Mildred: Months?! Feels more like years.
Kika: I don't know how much time has went by for you. Time works differently in our world. So did you get to the part your tent landed on a Gnoman and wounded him?
Mildred: No! That didn't happen!
Kika: Did so! One of Gnoman's got it on video -the whole thing. No point in denying it.
Mildred: Why don't I remember it then?
Kika: Because you didn't write it down.
Mildred: I'm trying to remember so I can write it down. If we could get down from this tree maybe we could find the Gnoman and watch the video. That would help me remember.
Kika: Ohhh, we're going to watch the video. It's evidence in the case against you.
Mildred: The case against me?
Kika: Oh yes when you were here the first time you broke several Nannerville laws. The hearing is set. That is why you're here now.
Mildred: And you're just now telling me this!? ... and what Nannerville laws?!

YOU ARE READING
Nannerville: Through the Portal
HumorThe Agape' Apes Series: 1. Nannerville: Through the Portal 2. Nannerville: Back to the Portal 3. The Adventures of the Agape' Apes and Friends 4. These are Bananas 5. This is Bananas