Deadpool and Wolverine ~ [[Daughter of the mouth]]

Part 4 ||The Megalomaniacal Asshole||

"Yeah... I think so too." 'If she's anything like her brother,' I mentally added.

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I mentally cursed this place. The void. Each time I'd been here in the past, I had evaded Cassandra. This time, it didn't seem possible because of dipshit one and dipshit two.

If she was anything like Charles, I wouldn't be so worried... but I know for a fact she is the polar opposite of her kind and compassionate brother. Being around as long as I have, you hear stories - Cassandra Nova's wasn't one of the good ones.

We were sitting in this weird Epcot ball shaped cage. Wade and Logan were tied up together, suspended in the middle of the cage, whereas Jonny was tied up across from me. He looked way more comfortable than Logan currently did, being attached to a passed out Wade probably wasn't the highlight of his day. But it was funny to watch from my peaceful spot, untouched by ropes, chains, or Wades.

"I should've..." Wade began to stiff awake, "God of Thunder..." he shook his head and grunted, "how long was I asleep?"

"Not long," I answered, watching the discomfort grow on Logan's face.

"Not all of you was asleep," Logan added plainly. My hand shot to cover my mouth as I stifled a laugh.

Wade struggled against their binds, much to Logan's discontent. "Don't bother," Johnny spoke up, "they're very thorough."

"He's right," I giggled, "they got you guys good."

"Why aren't you tied up like the rest of us?" Logan questioned.

I shrugged, "I'm persuasive."

"Which is honestly impressive... these people don't take too well to talkers," Johnny looked directly at Wade.

"If you know where we are, start talkin'," Logan pressed.

"You're in the void," Johnny answered as if it were a stupid question, "think of it as purgatory." That on its own was a good enough answer, but he kept going, "Reed called it a metaphysical junkyard. Where anything useless goes before it gets annihilated forever, and where the TVA sends people that don't play nice with the rest of the multiverse."

"Like you?" Logan raised a brow at him.

"And you." He looked at me, "and especially you."

"Hey, I play nice," I threw up my hands in defense, "they just don't like how I choose to play." The TVA wasn't a big fan of my timeline jumping.

"Right."

"Look, I haven't been annihilated yet, so..." I smiled sarcastically at him. Unlike him, I was able to get out. He was stuck here, his only possible fate being annihilation.

"What does the annihilating?" Wade asked.

"Alioth," Johnny answered sinisterly.

"Alioth is in this thing?" Wade sounded almost excited, "from Loki season 1 episode 5?" There's why... what a nerd.

Logan looked pretty lost, "he's like a giant cloud puppy with glowing purple eyes," I explained, "he's just the cutest," I added in a babyish voice.

Johnny gave me a weird look, "everyone here... except her, is on the run from Alioth. Most don't make it," Johnny paused, "there's a resistance though. Other people like us that manage to survive. They're hiding out in the borderlands, tryin' find a way the fuck outta here."

"Then that's where we go," Logan said, looking between Wade and I.

"We? Us? A team?" Wade sounded shocked. "The answer is yes. Shake on it," the second Wade moved his hand, Logan's claws came out, "fuck!" Wade yelled, "you nicked it. Just got the tip with your little steak knife."