M/n isn't sure how long his mouth has been open, the shock on his face hard to miss, eyes fixated on Diane's chest. Well, not exactly her chest, but more on who's hiding in there.
'A giant mushroom?' Meliodas asks, hiding his amusement with a blank, nonchalant face, also staring at the princess between the giant's boobs.
'It happened after you guys went into town, Elizabeth and I were gathering ingredients for dinner in the forest. And then... a giant purple mushroom appeared. I attacked it with my fist making it release a pink gas. And then we turned tiny.' Diane explains as M/n crosses his arms, the shock leaving his face after what seemed hours.
Diane looks down at her clothes. 'I ended up having to borrow Elizabeth's outfit for the time being.'
Elizabeth nods slowly, ignoring Meliodas's look. 'But then we didn't have any clothes available that would fit me.'
Meliodas hums, putting a hand by his chin. 'Gotcha. so that's why you're jammed between her boobies.' he says with no shame howsoever.
King's eyes widen at his choice of words. 'Don't put it like that!' he shrieks while covering his bloody nose. He is, you know, the typical perverted anime character that bleeds through his nostrils when seeing a girl's body part.
Meliodas, who was looking at King, amused after his shriek, turns back to the two girls with a questioning gaze. 'Why didn't you say something from the beginning?'
A shy look takes over the girl's features. 'It's just...' she whispers bashfully making Meliodas raise an eyebrow. His eyes widen when Diane jumps on top of him, leaving him to catch her with his arms. 'I just really wanted to surprise you, Captain!'
King lets out a shout of disbelief. The vampire can feel his heartbreak from where he is standing. 'No!'
Diane sighs happily as she wraps her arms around his neck, squishing her cheek against his lovingly. 'Being swallowed up in your arms is a dream come true!' she squeals cheerfully, not noticing Meliodas's uninterested look; he clearly doesn't want to be there right now. 'I've been jealous of Elizabeth for so long now!'
Meliodas deadpans. 'Well, you're the one who threw yourself at me.' he mutters before his eyes catch M/n's irritated ones. The vampire raises his eyebrows, and Meliodas sweatdrops nervously, recognizing the look. He quickly puts Diane down, much to the girl's dismay.
Diane huffs at first but then her face lights up. She puts her hands on the ends of her skirt before lifting it up. 'Have a look, Captain! Ready to get naughty?' she asks with excitement as King's nose starts to bleed again, and the guy falls back with a shriek.
Even if Meliodas wasn't looking down at, well, her covered private parts M/n reaches out to cover his eyes anyway. M/n can feel Meliodas's lips lift up at his action making him roll his eyes.
'All the stuff that you do to Elizabeth and sometimes to M/n every day, you can do to me.' She says after giving M/n a small glare.
Meliodas turns away and gently pushes M/n's hands off his face. 'Sorry, but...' he says as he crosses his arms with a small sigh. 'It's not the same if you're told to do it.' he states before not so sneakily reaching out to M/n to touch his chest, who almost immediately slaps his hand away. 'Like this.'
Diane's smile drops, her shoulders also dropping sadly. 'Awh, come on!' she whines with a frown and a small pout. 'Why does it only have to be with them? You're not even dating! What am I to you anyway, Captain?'
Meliodas blinks. 'What are you?'
Diane looks down, dropping her skirt in the process. 'I'm small...but that doesn't even matter to you.' she mutters while putting her hands behind her back. M/n crosses his arms and sighs; what a trouble. 'I always thought my size was the problem and that's why you never treated me like the other girls.'
Meliodas sighs before stepping forward to pat the girl on the head. 'There, there.' she says as he caresses her head gently. He smiles at her. 'No way I could do that with a valued comrade-in-arms, right?'
M/n's eyes widen at his choice of words. 'Is that so?'
Diane's face heats up, the light returning to her eyes. 'Sure.'
M/n turns to the door when hearing it open. Ban walks in and looks down at King, who's lying in a puddle of his own blood. 'Is he dead or something?'
Meliodas shrugs. 'So how's the match been going?' he asks his best friend while walking over.
Ban grins widely at him. 'Well, there's not much to talk about. That middle-aged baldy is way too weak. Come on let's go outside.'
M/n nods as he walks past Meliodas. He then suddenly stops and looks back giving Meliodas a sarcastic smile. 'Way to go, I'm sure Elizabeth took what you said really well. Mister, I only touch not that important people.' he whispers, and Meliodas grimaces.
'Come on, you know I didn't mean it like that.' Meliodas says as he gestures to Diane with a desperate look. 'I wasn't exactly sure how to handle this.'
'Yeah, whatever.' M/n says as he grabs King from the ground, throwing the little dude over his shoulder. 'You're up, Quin.'
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'Next match! Cain versus Old Fart!' The referee shouts as Diane scrunches up her nose confused.
'Who in their right mind would come up with a totally tasteless name like that?' She asks disgusted.
'It was me.' Ban replies goofily.
Diane huffs giving him a side eye. 'Why am I not surprised.'
'I'll hold on to Chastiefol for you.' Meliodas says with a smile and King hands him the Chastiefol seconds later. 'Go, Old Fart. Get 'em!'
'Ki...Old Fart, Go!' Diane shouts encouraging the guy when more. He gives her the thumbs up.
Half of Meliodas's face is covered with Chastiefol as he squeezes it to his heart's content. 'This is a perfect pillow.' he mumbles voice muffled by the fabric.
'Standing five feet five inches tall and weighing five pounds, Old Fart!' The referee says making M/n raise an eyebrow.
'Five pounds is crazy.' he says with disbelief.
'Standing five feet one inch tall and weighing 108 pounds, Cain!' M/n recognized him as the man who told them about Diane's hammer. He's drunk as a skunk. Plus that weird familiarity coming off of him didn't stop, weird.
'You sure you're not drunk there, gramps?!'
'Can we even call this a fight?!' The referee shouts, amused, as Cain wobbles in his place on the ring. 'Alright let the fight begin!'
'I can't believe King's fighting without a weapon!' Diane says worriedly as Ban watches him with amusement. 'I've never seen him do that.'
'Guess it's twice for me now.' Meliodas states sharing a knowing look with M/n, who grins at the memory. 'It's really something to see.'
'Is it that mind-blowing?' Diane says curiously.
M/n nods 'Yeah, cause without his weapons...' King strikes at Cain with speed as he lets out a yell, fist ready to land a punch. However, he trips and falls with his face on the ground. 'Well, King's super weak.'
Laughter erupts from the crowd as Cain also raises his fist, hitting King on the top of his head. Didn't do much damage though.
King stumbles back, holding his head. 'Man, he's tough!'
'I saw him fight a cat that swiped a snack from him once...and he lost.'
Safe to say King lost.
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