CHAPTER 27 FLOODING , HONEYMOONS AND BENEFITS.

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2024 August 10th , Saturday , 11:43 am.

Henry: hey , who's using all the hot water?! Henry yelled from the kitchen trying to wash dishes.

Perth: it's definitely job taking his 2 long hour shower.

Henry: why's he need a shower for that long?

Nodt: well , he said , and I quote that "I'm to handsome to be dirty".

*Banging noise heard from the bedroom*

Henry: must be ta and Aiden.

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The bedroom...

Ping: you sure this is a good idea.

Pong: it's just sex. So what matters?

Ping: ok , fuck it. Let's do it. But it's only a one time thing. Got it?

Pong: yeah yeah. Understood.

Ping pushed Pong down onto the bed and started kissing all over his body.

Pong: ahh fuck.

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Perth: I think I'm gonna buy ta and Aiden a hotel for Christmas. That way , they can have sex all day long and , we don't have to listen to it.

Aiden: cool , you think we can get that present early?

Perth: wh-? Then who's making all that noise because I know it ain't Jeff and barcode.

Apo: jeez , why's it so hot in this dam house. Isn't the ac working?

Mile: apo?! Apo? Honey where are you?

Apo: down here honey!

Mile walked downstairs Walking up behind apo.

Perth: ok , so it isn't you two , or us and JJ , or Jeff and barcode. Huh? Am I forgetting anyone?

Job: hey what we talking about?

Perth: ok. I'm just gonna butt out.

Nodt: that's the best decision you can make.

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Henry: seriously, why is the water pressure not working?! First the hot water doesn't work and now this?! What the hell?

Tong: I don't know , no one else is using the water so , yeah I just don't know.

Ta: job probably wasted all of the water.

Job: did not! Job yelled from upstairs.

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Barcodes bedroom...

Barcode: ok , who's next?

Bas: me!

Apo: no , it's my turn.

Us: uhh nope , it's my turn.

Apo: us you just went a second ago.

Barcode was holding the dice in his hand looking at apo and bas argue.

Bas: you give me that dice barcode. Right now. Or we gonna have problems.

Barcode: no. Want me to say it in Spanish. No.

Us: hahahah. Us rolled on the floor no drop laughing.

Bas: apo tell him it's my turn.

Apo: no , it's my turn!

Bas yanked apo's cards out of his hand throwing them at him. Apo jumped on bas pinning him to the ground while arguing with him.

Bas: Chester! Bas rolled apo over now hovering over top of him.

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