Uhhhhh prologue mhm yeah:
It was finally summer vacation! A long awaited holiday marking the end of a school year and a season of heat, after months of waiting and waiting! Up in the surface, monsters are bustling around the city planning for what things to buy, what stuff to eat, what activities to do ; they've never been so occupied! Well except for some of the boss monsters, therefore Papyrus (a tall skeleton) made a call via the group chat (cool people only!!!)... Nobody responded. So he just sent a message: "yo guys!! let's do sum!!!". They all agreed and blah blah they (Alphys, Frisk, Undyne, MTT, his cousin) went to the thing who cares 😠.
Frisk: so now what?
Undyne: *shrugs*
Alphys: u-u-uh.... how about... mew mew family party fun..?
Papyrus: Ooooh sure! that sounds fun right guys?
Napstablook: *mumbles* it's kind of lore oriented I don't suggest it...
Mettaton: I've played it and, for a mew mew kissy cutie game, it's quite pathetic if I do say so myself. There are barely enough mini games to satisfy anybody's boredom and for a Wii game I would think it would allow Miis since it IS a collab but no! You are, pretty much, forced to make a custom character in the game and you can't even import your own Mii. That's ridiculous! And don't even get me started on how laggy it is, only 30 frames per minute I believe cause that's what it surely feels like! Oh, and the sound effects are atrocious it's way too....
U: anyway.... frisk what do you say?
F: how about truth or dare?
Sans: im down, not sure about the others though.
P: Down I am!
A: I-i guess that is a better option than mew mew family party fun...
M: I mean we could always just play MMFPF2 cause that is a thousand times better than the previous iteration! The graphics are smooth, importing Miis are allowed and-
U: NGAAAAHHHH! NOBODY BLOODY ASKED DAMN IT!
M: Ugh okay...
U: god bless the monster race.... anyways who is starting?
P: oh! oh! frisk can start since they suggested it!
F: okay! so I'll start! napstablook, truth or dare?
N: (aw dang it) truth...
F: ooh....uh....i don't know what is your uh favorite color?
S: that's all you got kid?
F: well im not really creative with truths...
S: hmmm, I got one hold up. *murmur murmur*
F: *whisper whisper*
S: *murmur* got it?
F: uhhh yeah? so napstablook, what do you think of cheerleading?
N: oh.... its fine...?
F: well just wanted to know since you do have a lot of spirit
M: Oh come on!
U: never ask sans for ideas AGAIN
A: .·'¯'(>⌓<)'¯'·.
U: alphys is crying because of you!
P: great way to ruin the fun again SANS!
S: guys it was a just a pun! clam down will ya?
N: ಥ‿ಥ
*everyone argues*
U: well *sigh* that just happened.... can I go ( ╹▽╹ )??
M: Whatever-
U: didn't ask you
M: ಠ︵ಠ
F: oh sure!
U: sans, truth or dare?
S: hmmm, truth
U: man pick dare >:/
S: no
U: fine... is it true you spent like months on perfecting the Fortnite dance?
S: nah i didnt spend months heheh. I spent years.
....
S: mettaton its your turn.
M: Okay, I dare sans to explode AND DIE IN A GODDAMN DITCH
S: woah wait
P: That's crazy! Why would you do that!
U: Alphys can I kill him?
A: What the fuck
F: But guys....
All (except MTT): what
F: A dare... Is a dare right?
M: Real.
U: STFU MTT!
M: NO YOU STFU YOU PIECE OF NUTTELLA BIRYANI HAPPY BIRTHDAY
S: guys.... frisk is right. a dare is a dare. goodbye world...
M: W-wait! I don't mean it! NO-
S: wait before that... I gotta announce something.
P: Oh what is it??? :D
S: i got a bf (sorry guys)
A: whaaaaatt?
N: o-oh.... omg like congrats??
M: it's not me right? I didnt consent
U: NO ITS NOT MTT!
M: OMG YOURE ALWAYS THINKING ABOUT ME STOPPPP
U: THAT MAKES NO FCUJING SENSE
M: SPEAK RIGHT FIRST BEFORE TELLING ME WHAT FACKING MAKES SENSUUHHH!!!
U: NOYOU
M: WTF???? Anyways, Sans who's you're bf?
U: *mumbling* bet it ain't your flat ass...
....
S: Vanilla ice JJBA
N: uh... I didn't know you're attracted to um... ice cream flavors.
P: Oh silly silly ghost! Sans doesn't mean that Vanilla Ice! He was talking about the big oily buff anime dude over there!
N: um.... okay.
Vanilla Ice: ...
A: h-hi!
...
S: he's kinda shy
U: Yeah I can tell...
VI: Sans... I'm not disturbing this game session aren't I?
S: nah not really
U: You're disturbing me though! (ur scary asf)
F: Undyne!
U: My bad...
F: Let's give him a chance to introduce himself properly, right guys?
A: Yeah, they're right. B-besides, he s-seems like a decent guy!
P: Absolutely! Victoria, please introduce yourself!
VI: It's Vanilla Ice...
P: Oh.
....
P: *ahem* W-well! That's another good reason to introduce yourself‽‽
VI: Fine, my name is Vanilla Ice. I come from another universe, a stand user must've brought me here...
U: What's that??
S: long story short it's a person with a ghost who can fight
U: Woah cool!! It's kinda like the anime we were watching last time, right Al??
A: o-oh yeah!
M: The gay one?
U: It's not gay! I-it's just Joey's Interesting Odyssey!
M: Yeah yeah..
P: Guys let him finish!
VI: I'm finished.
P: Oh.
...
P: Well, that was a decent amount of information!! Nyeheh...
M: Oh sans, about that dare?
S: what dare?
M: You know... The exploding one?
S: uhhh.... that doesn't ring a bell honestly. well gotta crash elsewhere (with VI) cya.
M: ...
A: Well we're only six. That's the max amount of players to be able to play MMFPF! So...
...
N: ...um can I go?
M: Yeah! Of course you can!
N: um.. ok.. mettaton truth or dare?
M: Truth.
N: um... tell us your biggest secret?? it doesn't have to be big just uh... uh...
M: I get it. Well, I might have people lose trust in me but... The reason I continued making shows wasn't because I liked it, it was for the money.
P: Wait what!? *glass breaking sfx* B-but-
M: Heartbreaking... I know...
P: ...I'd still watch your show to be honest.
M: Oh. Huh... Good for you.
U: MY TURN! MY TURN!
A: I think you already had your turn Undyne...
U: I did? Oh. Oh right it's your turn!
A: Okay so truth or dare...
U: *whispering* me! Me! MEEE!
A: *sigh* Undyne.
U: *still whispering* Yessss! *no whispering* Dare!
A: I dare you to um... D-do 10 pushups? Sorry it's not very creative..
U: Nah it's cool. I can do it easy-peasy! *stars push-upping*
F: Who didn't go yet?
P: I didn't go! And so did Vanilla Ice but he's not here.
F: Okay! 👍
P: Frisk, truth or dare?
F: Dare!
P: Ooh nyeheh... I dare you to..... switch clothes with someone!
U: you totally googled that
P: *sweating??* NO I DIDN'T!!
U: Mhmm? Yeah whatever.
F: With anyone?
P: Yeah!
F: Okay, I'll switch clothes with Papyrus!
P: Nyeheheh! Oh wait, me? Really?
F: Yeah!
P: Huh, I don't know how I feel about that...
A: U-um.. how is he going to switch clothes??
M: He doesn't, he just gives his clothes.
A: Oh, right...
...
F: I'm ready!
U: sorry but... NGAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHA
*treacherous laughing*
F: ...
M: It kind of suits you, Frisk. Probably more than Papyrus!
P: *muffled cause behind the 🧱* HEY I HEARD THAT!
M: HaHaHaHa!
N: why is he still in there?
U: HAHAHAAHAHAH... Ah... Anyways, beats me. His clothes probably ran away or something.
M: Frisk, Frisk! Do a turnaround!
*Frisk does a turnaround*
M: Slayed.
...
P: We're back!
U: Soooo did you get stuck in your closet or something??
P: Oh, yeah I did... Wait how did you know!?
U: Oh uh.... lucky guess!
F: So who didn't go yet? Did everyone go?
A: Yeah, everyone went. The order is Frisk, Undyne, MTT, Napsta, me and Papyrus. Okay... okay.
F: So I'll go?
A: Yeah!
F: Truth or dare uhh... *does eenie meenie mynie mo* No I already did Napstablook... *does it again* Oh, Papyrus.
P: Yeah?
F: Truth or dare?
P: Dare!
F: I dare you too look up your name on Pinterest!
P: Why not google?
U: Yeah why no-
M: Shut up Undyne.
U: Hm, touché. (..piece of shite..)
F: It's whatever you want.
P: Okay, Pinterest it is.... Oh wow I look so cool!
U: Oh wait for real? Lemme see!
M: Can I see-
U: No.
P: Of course you can! Look at all these cool pictures of me! I can't imagine how all these talented people spent so much time and effort and-
U: Hey what's that? Scroll down for a sec.
P: Okay! *scrolls down and jumpscare: half baked papyrus (ykwim)* What the fuck!?
U: NGAHHHHHHH WHAT THE HELL! CLOSE IT, CLOSE IT CLOSE ETTTT!
M: 😳
F: What happened?
N: thank god frisk didn't see...
F: Why? Wha-..
A: Don't worry it's not for kids...
P: My eyes are on fire. *His eyes are on fire*
U: Oh yeah they are! So cool, how did you do that!?
A: UNDYNE GET THE EXTINGUISHER!! HIS EYES ARE ON FIRE!
U: WAIT HOW!!?!?
P: NYEEEEEEEEHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
....
P: *weep, sob*
F: ....Um....Sorry..
U: What you saying sorry for?
P: 😰
F: For traumatizing Papyrus...
U: It ain't your fault kid.
M: Honestly, it wasn't even that bad. The drawing I mean.
...
M: Right, Blooky?... Ah they're asleep.
N: *very quiet* no I'm noooottt....
A: Sooo... Can we play MMFPF?
U: I'm down.
M: Why not the second?
A: I-i don't have the second..
M: Well I hav-
U: Lets just watch Joey's Interesting Odyssey.
F: Sure.
N: i've never watched it before....
M: Don't worry, it's just really gay... Wait you're awake!?
N: yeah... (';︵;')
U: *sighs*
S: yooo I'm hard as fuck *explodes in a ditch*
The end. In conclusion, never play truth or dare.
