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Prof. Ellie: Alright class, time for some basic science. Today we're learning about evolution.
Emma: Sir... I don't believe in evolution? I believe in Adam & Eve
Prof. Ellie: You think 2 people populated the entire planet? How is that even possible?
Emma: Because ✨GOD✨
Prof. Ellie: Ah- *Sigh* Okay... Does anyone else not believe in evolutiong?
Julie: *raise her hand*
Prof. Ellie: Julie, put your hand down you literally evoled from a frog.
Vinn: Well, I play Pokemon so, I believe in evolution
Prof. Ellie: Okay... But you do realize Pokemon Isn't real, right?
Vinn: Of course, Pokemon is real. How else would you explain Joel?
Joel: Heey! I'm not a Pokemon!
Vinn: You're not!?
Joel: Of course, I'm not!
Vinn: Then why does Sharon always throw rare candies at you!?
*Sharon, throw candies at Joel.*
Joel: Oow! Stop that!
Sharon: SHUT UP AND EVOLE ALREADY!
