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Prof. Ellie: Alright class, time for some basic math. If 55 people are trapped in a burning buildings and you save 50 of them. How many people still need to be saved?
Emma: How many of them are Christian?
Prof. Ellie: Why does that matter?
Emma: Well, if they haven't accepted our Lord and Savior. Then should we really save them?
Prof. Ellie: What!? Of course we still have to save them.
Vicky: Hold on... Emma has a point. How do we know the remaining people aren't criminals?
Prof. Ellie: It doesn't matter. It's still our duty to save them.
Vinn: If we're saving criminals does that make us the villains?
Prof. Ellie: Look, this is supposed to be a question of morality. It's just basic math. What's "55-50=?"
Julie: 21
Prof. Ellie: Ah- *Shocked sigh* Get out.
Julie: Awwe :(
Sharon: I SAY LET THEM ALL BURN!
Prof. Ellie: For fuck sake. Take the burning building out of the quiestion. Just the math.
Sharon: THE MATH CAN BURN TOO!
Prof. Ellie: Jesus christ... Can anyone answer this question?
Matthew: It's 5 sir!
Prof. Ellie: Correct.
Sharon: Fucking nerd!
Matthew: Hey!
Sharon: What are you gonna do four eyes, run at me!?
*All class, fight chant.*
Prof. Ellie: This class is doomed...
