Assassin Love (Damian Wayne x Oc Reader)

Who broke it?

Sofia went downstairs from her room because she heard Bruce call her down then she saw all the boys including Alfred standing around a broken coffee machine. "So. Who broke it? I'm not mad. I just want to know." Bruce said in a mix of his normal voice and batman voice to try and sound intimidating. "I did. I broke it..." Dick was about to take the fall before Bruce interrupted him. "No. No, you didn't. Jason." Bruce asked looking towards him while Jason stood there looking offended. "Don't look at me. Look at replacement." Jason said pointing towards Tim. "What?! I didn't break it." Tim said trying to defend himself. "Huh. That's weird. How did you even know it was broken?" Jason asked in a quisontable tone crossing his arms looking down at Tim. "Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!" Tim said giving Jason an are you serious face.  "Suspicious." Jason responded still giving Tim a questionable look. "No, it's not!" Tim said fed up with Jason's antics. "If it matters, probably not... Damian was the last one to use it.." Tim said then everybody turned towards Damian who looked at everybody crazy. "Liar! I don't even drink that crap!" Damian yelled at everybody. "Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee machine earlier." Tim asked while looking at Damian who was about to exploded of anger. "I was stuffing my face with Alfreds cookies everybody knows that Grayson." " Alright let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it,." Dick said once again trying to take the blame. "No. Who broke it?" Bruce asked. "Bruce, Sofia's been awfully quiet..." Jason whispered to Bruce but everybody heard him say it. "Really?!" Sofia said with disbelief. "Yeah, really!" Jason said getting in his little sisters face. Thats when all hell broke lose everybody started fighting and Jason had a gun pointed at Tim but was laying on the floor becuase Dick was standing ontop of him holding is batons, Sofia ended up sitting on Damians shoulders with her bow and arrow ready to shot at Tim but the arrow was one of her trick arrows she made which was not good, Damian had his Katana pointed at Dicks neck while Tim was lying near Jason because Jason had a hold on his leg but had his staff ready to hit. Bruce then went over to Alfred. "I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict that it would take  ten minutes , for then to be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here." Bruce whispered to Alfred how just smiled but then they both hear the sound of a gun shot, an arrow, a very girly scream which belonged to Dick or Tim, and a war cry. They where about to walk up the stairs but Sofia jumped of the rail with blood as war paint and then Damian followed and they ran away to go hide. "I declare war." Damian screamed while Sofia was laughing. They then saw Jason fumble down the stairs with a slash in his leg and arm, Tim had a bullet wound from Jason and Dick had an arrow sticking out of his leg. The two men just watched with smiles on there face watching their family.