Everyone is a suspect!

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*Tatum and Sidney arrive home*

*Tatum says out the blue*
"Maybe Cotton Weary is telling the truth. Maybe he was having an affair with your mom."

*Sidney glares*
"So you think my mom was a slut too?"

*Tatum speaks no*
" I didn't say that, Sid. But you know there were rumors. Your dad was
always out of town on business.
Maybe your mom was a very unhappy woman."

*Sidney snaps*
If they were having an affair how come that Cotton couldn't prove it in court!"

*Tatum sighs*
"You can't prove a rumor. That's why it's a rumour!"

*Sidney gets mad*
"Created by that little tabloid twit Gale Weathers"

*Tatum says delicately*
"It goes further back, Sid. There's been talk about other men."

*Sidney side eyes her*
"And you believe it?"

*Tatum rolls her eyes*
"Well...you can only hear that Richard Gere-gerbil story so many times before you have to start believing it."

*A long silence as Sidney agonizes over all of this. She stands up
and moves to the edge of the porch and stares out onto the
neighborhood.*

*Sidney says*
"If I was wrong Cotton, then he's still
Out there."

*Tatum calms her*
"Don't go there, Sid. You're starting to sound like some Wes Carpenter flick. Don't freak yourself out--we've got a long night ahead of us."

*Sidney sighs loud*
"You're right. I'm cracking up. Ignore
me."

*Tatum smiles*
"Come on, let's rock."

*Stu is moving along main street when Billy comes barreling up next
to him.*

*Billy questions*
"How'd u do?"

*Stu speaks*
"Piece of cake! She'll be there!"

*Billy thanks him*
"Thanks butt wart u did good?"

*Stu asks*
"So you gonna try and make up with Sid?"

*Billy rolls his eyes*
"Duh! That's quick"

*Stu sighs*
"I was just asking. Why are you always at me?"

*Billy groans*
"Because I'm trying to build your self-esteem. You're far too sensitive."

*Stu looks down*
"Oh..."

*Billy thumbs Stu's forehead.*

*Billy laughs*
You ready to party hard tonight?"


*Stu laughs*
"You know it!"

*They come to a building centrally located in the heart of Main
Street. A huge, blue monstrosity that's bigger than the local
bank and post office combined. The sign in front reads
BLOCKBUSTER.*

*typical Blockbuster--huge and crowded. Randy, in his
Blockbuster get up, is busy reshelving returns when Stu appears--
knocking the videos out of his hand.*

*Stu runs into Randy and he bumps into Randy knocking the CDs on the floor*

*Randy yells*
"Dork!"

*Stu laughs and says*
"Jesus, this place is packed."

*Randy picks up the videos*
"We had a run in the mass murder section."

*Stu asks*
"You coming to my Fiesta"

*Randy sighs*
"Yeah, I'm off early--curfew you know."

*Randy refers to Billy who stands down the aisle talking to TWO
GIRLS. (The twits from the bathroom perhaps.)*

*Randy sighs*
"Aww now that's poor taste!"

*Stu stares*
"What?"

*Randy points at Billy
"If you were the only suspect in a
Senseless bloodbath would you be standing in the horror section?"

*Stu defends Billy*
"It was all a misunderstanding. He didn't do anything."

*Randy gets pissed off*
"You're such a little lap dog. He's got
killer printed all over his forehead."

*Stu does a stupid voice*
"Okayyyy really when why did the police let him go smart guy?!"

*Randy sighs*
"Because, obviously they don't watch
enough movies. This is standard horror movie stuff. PROM NIGHT revisited man!"

*Randy moves down the aisle, reshelving videos.*

*Stu asks*
"Why would he want to kill his own
girlfriend?"

*Randy sighs loud*
"There's always some stupid bullshit
reason to kill your girlfriend. That's
The beauty of it all. Simplicity.
Besides, if it's too complicated you lose your target audience"

*Stu asks*
"Well what's his reason?"

*Randy continues to restock the shelves*

"Maybe Sidney wouldn't have sex with him.."

*Stu laughs*
"She's saving herself for u maybe!"

*Randy whispers*.
"Could be. Now that Billy's tried to
mutilate her, you think Sid would go out with me?"

*Stu laughs so hard and keeps a straight face*

"No I don't at all no you know what I think it is I think her father did it. How come they can't find his ass?"

*Randy groans and says*

"Because he's probably dead. His body will come popping out in the last reel somewhere...eyes gauged. See, the police are always off track with this shit, if they'd watch PROM NIGHT they'd save time There's formula to it. A very simple one.
Everyone's always a suspect!

*Everyone stares*

"I'm telling you the dad's a red herring it's Billy!"

*He turns around and gets grabbed by Billy*

*Billy looks in his eyes*
"How do we know you're not the killer?"

*Randy shakes*

*Stu puts his arms on his shoulders behind him*

*Randy stutters*
"U-Uh hi Billy..."

*Billy shouts*.
"Maybe your movie-freaked mind lost it's reality button?"

*Randy shrugs, laughing it off.*.
"Your absolutely right I'm the first to admit if this was a scary movie I'd be the prime suspect"

*Billy smirks *

"That's right!"

*Stu laughs*

"And what would be your motive?"

*Randy stares at Billy*
"

It's 1995--motives are incidental."

*Billy laughs*

*Billy laughs*

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