Scream 1 🔪🩸

Shopping

*Dewey, Tatum and Sidney all get out the car*

*Dewey sighs*
"It's very quiet here"

*Sidney stares*
"God, look at this place, it's THE TOWN THAT DREADED SUNDOWN."

*Dewey smiles*
"Hey, I saw that movie. True story, 'bout some killer in Texas?"

*Sidney stares at nothing*
"Hm..."

*Tatum stares*
"Hey, Sid. Just think if they make a
movie about you. Who's gonna play you?"

*Sidney thinks*
"I'd shut her to think..."

*Dewey smiles*
"I see you as a young Meg Ryan myself."

*Sidney stares*
"Thanks, Dewey. But with my luck they'd cast Tori Spelling."

*The girls take off for the local supermarket that sits across the
street.*

*Dewey shouts*
"I'll just be a few minutes u girls dont go to far!!"

*Sidney Asks*
"Is Billy going to be there tonight?"

*Tatum responds*
"He better not be. I told Stu to keep his mouth shut. I think we can live without EVERYBODY'S ALL AMERICAN for one night."

*They approach the grocery store.  Small and simple.  Sid and Tatum
grab a shopping cart from the bin and enter the store, pushing the
cart through two sliding glass doors.*

*Sidney and Tatum push a basket through the junk food section.  The
store is completely empty.  The girls grab freely.*

*Sidney sighs*
"Billy's right. Whenever he touches me, I just can't relax."

*Tatum understands*
"You have a few intimacy issues as a
Result of your mother's untimely death, It's no big deal Sid. You'll thaw out."

*Sidney speaks up*
"But he's been so patient with me, Tatum. You know, with all the sex stuff. How many guys would put up with a girlfriend who's sexually anorexic?"

*Tatum laughs*
"Billy and his penis don't deserve u..."

*Sidney grabs some chips and salsa from the shelf.  Down the aisle,
through the storefront window*

*Sid pushes the cart out of the glass door with Tatum riding it.*

*Sidney asks*
"What do u think of when u have sex?

*Tatum smiles*
"With Stu, there's little time to stop and reflect. But sometimes before, to relax and get in the mood, I think about Grant Goodeve."

*Sidney questions*
"Who?"

*Tatum explains*
"Grant Goodeve--the oldest brother on EIGHT IS ENOUGH. Remember that show? He was the one who lived off alone. He would come
around every now and then with his guitar and
sing "Eight is enough to fill our lives with love..." He had all these brain dead sisters and that idiot brother from CHARLES IN CHARGE. God, I
was in love with Grant, he was so hot. The show came on every day after school right during my puberty years. Grant Goodeve was very instrumental in my maturing as a woman."

*Sidney asks*
"How does that get you in the mood with Stu?"

*Tatum explains*
"During foreplay, I sing the theme song to myself. "Eight is enough to fill our lives with love..." It's a real turn on."

*Tatum says*
"Grant wrote the song himself. I'm convinced the lyrics had a secret
meaning, "Eight is enough..."

*Sidney asks*
"What secret meaning? Like a Satanical thing?"

*Tatum laughs*
"Watch the show, Sid. His basket is
bigger than the one you're pushing."

*Sidney yells*
"TATUM!"

*Tatum laughs*
"Oh, Sidney. WHAT? A guy can talk tits til he's dead but the minute you mention an eight inch weenie. Watch out."