hello, tired of there being like. no fics for this fandom. here are your crackfilled idle mastermind oneshots for those.. *checks notes* 2 other idle mastermind fans out there
yes i take requests
no i hate smut/nfsw/lemonlime
no beta we die like mar...
i accidentally inhaled rasberry sorbet ice cream before writing this and i still feel like absolute shizz
anyways hello wattpad i have decided to open an idle mastermind oneshot request collection!!!! yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yippee!!!!!!!! :D
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so anyways.. cough cough... send me the requests (put them anywhere on this chapter tbh i dont mind)
i will do
- crack, fluff, and gore
- AUs, so long as it's understandable for my tiny magpie brain
- platonic ships
- romantic ships, ONLY if the characters have chemistry AND interactions (prime example: scrapmetal (scrapper x bullion))
- crack so crack it becomes crack cocaine
- the gay
- major character death
- crossovers (except bfdi)
- like anything else i don't say no to
i won't do
- nfsw, smut, lemon, ect
- brainrot
- incest, pedophilia... the icky things i don't like the icky things
- any kind of romantic ship involving tommy, i just think he's a child and it makes me feel weird to ship him I'M SORRY
- homophobia, racism, the like, unless said homophobic/racist/other is punched in the face (even then i'm still on the fence abt it)
so!! send requests. this isn't forced. i'm just lonely.
update 1: HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON ODDLY'S GAY FOR LOL?!?!?!?!!? I KNEW THAT PIKMIN LOOKIN' MF WAS GAY I JUST DIDN'T KNOW FOR WHO 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 (i will write this. maybe. maybs not.)
