Chapter 5: Stolen Panties And Broken Heads

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(WARNING: Now that I think about it, this chapter feels like a shit post lol, nothing bad though, enjoy the chapter.)

Location: Outside adventurer's guild
Time: Morning

Y/N: "God damnit i slept too long and now my skull hurts... what a dream though"

After countless uncomfortable nights, he finally had a good sleep! And with one hand in his pocket, he opened the doors

*Creak*

To land his eyeballs upon a lively and cheerful guild, but despite of which, his hopes for a lovely day were-

Aqua: "Hup! Nature's beauty! There there~"

Y/N: "..."

-ruthlessly crushed by the presence of a certain goddess


Aqua: "Oh, hello there Y/N! What do you think of my skills? Aren't they befitting a water goddess such as I? Aren't they just immaculate?"

Y/N: *pointing towards her* "Screw YOU and your STUPID FUCKIN- *inhale*... actually yeah! They fit you so much! Just as beautiful and "useful" as you, truly immaculate"

No sarcasm intended, wait my nose is growing-

Kazuma: "yo Y/N! Over here!"

Y/N: "Morning brother, dap me up"

*world_shattering_dap.mp4* (we ain't got the production budget)

(Just to be clear, "SFX" stands for "Story effects" and not "Sound effects" because I guess the italic asterisk combo fits better when I use them for whatever the hell it works with)

Y/N: "Morning megumidget"

Megumin: "Ah, good morning Y- what?"

Y/N: "Something wrong? I just said "morning megumin", either way, may I have some?"

Megumin: "Ah, sure, but only a little"

Kazuma was at a chair in front of the bar and so was Megumin, wolfing her meal down like she's been hungry for a week long

Y/N took a small chunk from her plate, and then took the seat between Kazuma and her

Kazuma: "Okay so, a question for you two, how am I supposed to acquire skills again? All I have is this tiny sword at my disposal, useless as she may be, even Aqua has skills she can use"

Y/N: "I dunno man that looks like a not-so-tiny sword to me... but If we being serious, I know as much as you, my skills were cooked and ready for consumption the moment I registered, I just had to pay for them"

Megumin: "Learning skills you say? It's quite simple, just check the 'Active Skills' column in your adventurers card and use skill points to learn the skills"

Y/N: "Oh my, I can just FEEL the brain cells lost in the lobotomy days being reborn after hearing such vital piece of information"

Megumin: "H-huh? Are you trying to be sarcastic?"

Kazuma: "Ignore him, either way, I don't have any available skills there"

Megumin: "...Oh! Right, Kazuma IS an adventurer, well for basic tier jobs, unlike specialized classes you'll need someone to teach you the skills, by being shown the skill in action as well as how to use it, it'll show up in the column and then you can learn those skills, hmm... Y/N, what do you mean by your skills being available from the moment you registered? Aren't you an adventurer too?"

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