A *Totally* Normal Day In The SFOTH || PHIGHTING! BOOK

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This Chapter Includes Young Sword-

So yeah-
Also There's Mentions of Gun$ So Uhhhh
If you're uncomfortable with Those, Please Leave this chapter-

Uh yeah uhm enjoy this madness

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*Venomshank Be washing The dishes then Turns to see Sword Standing with a Gun*

❤️🩶Young Sword: *Smiles While Babbles*

🤎💚Venomshank: "That's a baby With a Gun. BABY. WITH A GUN.!"

🤍🩶Ghostwalker: "I'm calling the Police, They hung up."

❤️🧡Firebrand: "It's a baby with a gun!"

🩵💙Icedagger: "Comfort eating.. It's Just Sugar.."

🩵🧡Windforce: "Awe.. It's a Baby With a Gun!"

❤️🩶Young Sword: ":D"

🖤💚 Darkheart: "IT'S.. BABY.. GUN.."

*Destroys something*

❤️🧡Firebrand: "Who sent you!? Was it Venomshank!? I'll buy him a new Sword."

💚🖤Darkheart: "*Whispers* Does my Insurance Cover Babies with Guns..?

Oh.. Really..?"

🤍💜Illumina: Get out..!

🤎💚Venomshank: "How about we Trade..? I'll Give you this *Hands over his Sword*, And You'll give me That. Now, Isn't that a bet- Oh.

*Sword Holding Two Guns Plus His sword.*

I'm really Stupid."

[I don't know who to pick at this part So I just randomly Think of Someone by random-]

🖤💚Darkheart: "Oh.. It's not nice.. Isn't it..? No, Huh..?

I'm A Person With A Gun, Who are you..!? You're a Baby.. You're Nothing..!

I'm sorry.. That was mean, You don't deserve that.. You're young, Here.. Take mine."

*Ghostwalker Looks at Darkheart of what he's done."

🤍🩶Ghostwalker: "..Oh, Now It's a Baby with two guns."

💚🤎Venomshank: "Where's the Baby!?"

🖤💚Darkheart: "There's the baby..!"

💜🤍Illumina: "Why Don't you leave..!?"

🩵💙Icedagger: "Get.. Out of Here..!!"

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🩵💙Icedagger, Inside Of a fridge: "I'm hiding in the Fridge now!"

*I'm skipping this Part I'm sorry*

❤️🩶Younger Sword: *Laughs Cutely*

💙🩵Icedagger, Still in the fridge: "Don't Laugh at me :dd"

*Skipping this As well-*

🖤💚Darkheart, Moving around Quickly: " Y-Yeah.. Not easy.. Is it..!? Not easy to hit.. A moving.. Target!"

*Illumina Looks At Sword While In the Background With Ghostwalker and Venomshank trying to revive Darkheart*

💜🤍Illumina: "..You have to leave."

*Gives Sword to Firebrand and Venomshank*

🤎💚 Venomshank: "A-awe.. It's a Baby isn't-"

🧡❤️Firebrand: "OH NO IT'S GOT A GUN!"

*Venomshank Tries to Control And Avoid Sword G*nshots while Firebrand is Running away*

BONUS!

The other deities: ...

💙🩵Icedagger: "..Should We Stop Him also-"

🤍💜Illumina: "No."