Bunnings wants a wife

"Hello everyone and welcome to Bunnings wants a wife your all new reality show and today we have 4 lovely contestants joining us for their chance of love. First of all my names Kerry-anne and i'm gonna be your host." " Well anyways lets welcome our first contestant Bill!" 

"Hey lads how are we today well i know i'm great anyways my names Bill and umm i'm here today to find a spunky lady to go home with. A little bit to know about me is i love boating, camping and fishing, so that means i need a lady who isn't afraid to get her herself all dirty." 

"Okay well thank you Bill for that lovely introduction next up we have Joe!" 

"Hey ladies and gentlemen it's joe here and um look i'm just here for a nice lady who loves bunnings and is into getting their hands a bit dirty and look i'm not at all rich but i do have a bit of money at least more then what bloody Bill over there has i think i heard he has about 5 bucks in his account." 

"Wow um already dissing the competition i see Joe but we will introduce the ladies after this little ad break." 

*Ad break*

"Is your pool all yucky and green? Does your pool need some more chemicals in it? If yes then come down and see us at Aussie pools. Find us at either 578 Aussie road or google us on www.Aussiepools.com.au"

"Hello and we're back everyone now please welcome our first lady of the day Suzanne!" 

"Hi everyone and i'm Suzanne and all i want in a guy is his money but i wouldn't say i'm a gold digger at all! Look from what i've seen in the guys I already now who i'm picking and that's definitely Joe as he has the money to pay for my new kitchen." 

" Oh okay Suzanne looks like we may have a gold digger on our hands anyways next up is  Charlotte" 

" H-hi i'm Charlotte and i'm a bit shy and  i'm only on this show because my mum told me to leave the house and get a guy and to be honest i just really want a guy. Anyways im into Bill at the moment but i am worried that the fish will bite my fingers o-off and that's really scary. I'm into Jojo Siwa and i'mma come back like a boomerang!" 

"Ummm yeah righto then Charlotte she's definitely an interesting one." " Bill where are you going?" 

" I'm going to Bunnings i go there when i'm anxious and upset and imma bit nervous so yeah. I'm going to cry in the toilets i'll be back in 30 minutes." 

"Ok have a good one Bill don't cry too much mate"

Later that day...

" Hey guys it's Bill again and l-look I just went for a cry in the Bunnings bathroom and you never know how many truckies do big fat browns ones in there cause it smelled like dead fish but that's okay because i'm used to it  so that hints at if you smell a little i won't judge. That's why you should choose me Bill."

" Hey Bill i-i think your pretty good looking and i was wondering whether or not you wanted to go on  date with me tonight at the Bunnings sausage sizzle." 

"Ummmm sure Charlotte i'll go on that date with you as long as you pay, cause i'm a bit broke haha." 

"Y-yeah actually i kinda have no money either." 

"Oh well i'm at Bunnings like everyday why not steal a sausage!"

"Okay sounds good let's go Bill."