Jokes/Insults

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If anyone ever leaves a hate comment. You should just report, blocks and delete... or,

Say, "fan behavior"

Your "haters" are your biggest fans. They watch you the most.

"You're just a filthy janitor." They say.

But you reply with,

"Your the trash."
"Your the one that makes the trash."
"Just don't go swimming. I hate trash in the ocean."

If someone is ever hating on you or something, simply say.

"Sorry your to simple minded to understand. Maybe one day."

(Dark humor)

If for some reason you wanna be permanently blue for the rest of your life. Just stop breathing...
You'll be blue, for the rest of your life...

(I dunno man 😅 just my brain)

If someone ever says, "What's in your pants?"

Simply reply- "My body."

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