Alice Lang x McDonalds Employee..

Ping, Alice Lang woke up late at 2am, the bright light shining from her phone at the new notification.

'Macca's limited time event, if you eat it all, it's free!'

She fell out of bed, making the floor crack and the neighbors scream, "EARTHQUAKE."

Alice Lang got up and left her apartment, taking the stairs since she broke the elevator last time.

The giant, bright, yellow McDonald's sign shone in the distance, the sight almost euphoric to her. Alice Lang bounded towards the golden arches, grin spread widely across her face.
The surrounding people dropped low to the ground, while the street shook. The McDonalds Employee, who saw Alice every day, took a liking to her, her flabby ass was something he deeply desired.
 He heard Alice's loud thumps as she started towards the Maccas, the rest of the employees looked up in alarm, starting to panic as they remembered the event that is currently happening.

However, while they were freaking out, knowing her usual order and quickly trying to make everything on the menu twice, in fear that she would eat them, they fail to notice a certain employee staring at her with a lovestruck gaze.
Little did they know, he was just dreaming of her and how much he wants to make her voluptuous buns clap.

Alice walks up to the register, waiting to see her daily midnight feast- I mean snack, only to find that they were still only up to her eleven ships of chicken nuggets. 
Alice was mad. Furious even. She never thought she'd loose her temper with Maccas but all she could see was red. Her only true family had failed to meet her expectations, this meant they were just like everyone else so they get to be eaten like everyone else.

She started to vacuum everyone up, workers, customers, children, she didn't care, she swallowed them whole. As she is doing this she suddenly feels someone trying to hug her flabs from behind, their petite arms not even reaching a fraction of her waist, but she still noticed. She furiously turned around.

"Alice! My more than regular customer! Please! Stop this nonsensical nonsense!"

Alice began to calm down. "...B-But they didn't complete my meal... I'm hungry..."

"Don't worry, my plump and juicy roasted cow leg... I will take care of you for the rest of our lives! Just accept me! Accept me as your husband! Please..."

Alice stayed silent, thinking over whether she should accept or not, her brain going haywire as this is the first time someone has ever even touched her.
She could never admit it but... She liked it... Having attention... Having someone embrace her... not even her homophobic grandma touches her... After all, she's allergic to the gays.

"Very well... Random Maccas employee, if you promise to make me Maccas and feed it to me on a conveyer belt so I don't have to go to the fridge... Then I will accept you..." The boulder whispered.

She then transformed into her true form... 
a monstrous armadillo, making the Maccas employee shed tears of joy, before being suddenly yanked off the ground, being suffocated and crushed into her grip as they roll off into the sunset.

Unknown to Alice, however, the Maccas employee died due to lack of oxygen before they could live a happily ever after...

Ending One (MORE TO COME!!)