Privileges (Dandy's World)

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Goob: okay, Scraps, I may not look my age, or act my age, or even KNOW my age

Scraps: *not looking at him, watching a romantic comedy on tv* uh....Okay? ...and??

Goob: *falls on his knees in front of her, clasping his knobby hands together*

Scraps: *jumps back, pausing the show*

Goob: PLEASE LET ME GET A DOG I SWEAR YOU WON'T EVEN HAVE TO SEE IT, HEAR IT, OR TAKE CARE OF IT I'M SUPER DUPER DIPPITY RESPONSIBLE OKAY, EVEN DANDY HAS ONE AND I REALLY CAN TAKE CARE OF IT I SWEARRRR I CAN FEED IT, PLAY WITH IT, GIVE IT A PLACE TO STAY, I CAN DO ALL OF THAT AND MORE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE-

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