Inko's Awaking Gone Wrong

Inko's Awaking Gone Wrong

Mainly By Author-Chan's mind, with a splash of RIO's fact-checking realistic ideas, nvm she just gave me one sentence and I developed it into this-

BEFORE YOU READ ANY OF THIS, NONE OF THIS IS MEDICALLY ACCURATE, OK? I DO NOT HAVE LAWYERS IF YOU ATTEMPT TO SUE ME, SO HERE IS THE WARNING. - Author-Chan T^T

A/N: A little reminder for you all: this is crack written with the worst grammar imaginable. This isn't meant to be a proper ship. K? Enjoy!

RIO: I read through and decided to clarify this is based off events that take place in ACBAV, though reading that first isn't necessary as you'll pick up on what's happening soon enough (the events that take place in this oneshot are NOT canon to our other book.)

Amid all the chaos over who would take over the adoption papers, with Nezu being in the win due to his infinite stash of blackmail (Heck, even Sansa had to take me into his apartment for a while to ensure I wouldn't be suddenly kidnapped by either Nezu or Aizawa, which failed as Aizawa threw catnip at him, so currently I'm in UA to please both of them...)

"Shota, why must you ALWAYS be at your own classroom? I thought me and Hizashi were your besties, why don't you come over to the staffroom-"

Midnight, the R-Rated hero, JUST LOOKED AT ME! Omg, omg, omg, don't freak out Izuku, don't freak out, she noticed me, a quirkless good-for-nothing (I still have no clue why Kacchan is still persuading me not to believe this, my mother is in a coma because I don't have a quirk, if I had a quirk, there's a chance I could've had a healing one, which I could've used to save my mother.)

"Shota. Who. Is. This. Cute. Bean. AND GIVE ME A GOOD REASON NOT TO STOMP ON YOU WITH MY TOE-CRUSHING BOOTS?!"

...Toe-Crushing Boots? That's one of Midnight's weapons, judging from poor Erasure-sama's face... Lemme just grab my notebook no 14...

Midnight (updated) Icba to waste either dear Reade's nor my time to create a detailed analysis, sooooo – Author-Chan

Weapons: Her classic whip, Her smoke and now Toe-Crushing Boots

Toe-Crushing boots:

Once Midnight has such boots on, it seems imminent that danger is lurking around the corner. She stomps on the target's feet, rendering them useless and unable to walk, causing immense pain, top it off with her smoke and it is a wonder how she is not the no.1 hero. It is not a well-known fact from the public as there are no such leads on this anywhere, except from the fact she just said, and I quote, "Shota. Who. Is. This. Cute. Bean. AND GIVE ME A GOOD REASON TO STOMP ON YOU WITH MY TOE-CRUSHING BOOTS?!"

After a while, I notice the ruckus around me, and before I knew it, Midnight had swept me off my feet and was carrying me around like a sack of po ✨tat ✨ tOeS ✨. After the next few moments, I heard nezu and Aizawa's screams fade away and looking up, I see...my mother's hospital. The hospital nurse, who is unbelievably kind, looks at me with familiarity and points to the direction of the room, says "Room ***, the usual, sweetie" and looks down at her desk and continues her paperwork. With Midnights speed, still being a sack of po ✨ tat ✨tOeS ✨ we enter my mother's room within the span of 5 seconds and there was my mother...still in a coma. However, it seems Midnight had other plans as she started to... wait is this even legal? WHY IS SHE SO CLOSE TO MOM??

"Are you a heart? Because I'll never stop beating for you"

Silence. Only the beeping of my mother's own heartbeat is there.

"Are you iron? Because I can never get enough of you"

Silence. Once again, the beeping of my mother's own heartbeat is the only thing I hear

"I might not be religious, but you're the answer to my prayers"

Silence yet again.

"I hope you know CPR, because you took my breath away"

Silence, but I could've sworn the slightest twitch in her arms.

"Kissing is my love language. Wanna start a conversation?", whilst she leans towards my IN-COMA MOTHER, HELLO??? ALL OF THESE PICK-UP LINES ARE TO DO WITH HER HEALTH??? NO, MIDNIGHT YOU CAN'T WAKE UP AN IN-COMA PERSON LIKE THAT-

Almost immediately, my mother's eyes snap...OPEN! AND...b****-slaps poor Midnight on the cheek and yells

"MY POOR IZUKU!"

It really is my mom...she woke up...before I say anything or break out into a sob, she pats me down, checking for something, then asks,

"ARE YOU MOLESTED DEAR CHILD-"

...Molested where??? Oh the pick-up lines! Before I could say anything, she notices Midnight and proceeds to punch karate kung-fu the poor hero to the next plane of universe....and I thought that the Toe-Stomping Boots were undefeatable. WHERE DID MY MUM EVEN GET KUNG-FU FROM?? Before my mother could commit murder (technical manslaughter if she would wait and listen for my response), the doctor named Mike came in and yelled "CHEST COMPRESSIONS, CHEST COMPRESSIONS" repeatedly. After getting a sane doctor and making sure Midnight was fine, which she sprung up immediately, acting unfazed despite looking like she came back from ww2 and smiled brightly, did an all-might face and said "Ms. Midoriya, would you MARRY ME-" and whipped out a platinum diamond ring with huge pink diamonds encrusted around it, making it about a 20 Karat Diamond with the purest gold as the ring itself...she was not joking when she yelled out "He's my son now" was she? ...Oh dear, mom just said "Hell naw, I'd rather marry AFO again then marry you, horny b****" and just slapped her again...

After this Mother took care of me and slapped anyone who dared to look at me wrong or even glare at me, causing villainy and criminalisation stop in Japan nationwide in fear of her slaps, even AFO paid her more than enough money to not attempt slapping him when Mom saw All Might whack me when I was unconscious...this is what Mother's love truly is huh...

The end.

What.did.I.just.read. -RIO