Mihael Blaise

Gaze upon my heavenliness!

Seriously, why me!

It just had to be today!

You're probably wondering what I'm talking about, right? Well today marks the 20th year since I was reincarnated into this fantasy world. Wait, before I explain any further please give me the honour of introducing myself.

I am Mihael Blaise, previously known as Kong Haneul.

You may also be wondering what my beautiful name means right? Well, please do not fret any longer as my utterly heavenly name has its own utterly heavenly meaning. Ladies and gentlemen, please let me bless you with this amazing knowledge: my original name means, (Hey Ineeta Raju Waju, cue the drum roll. No I don't care if that's not your real name, Just Cue the drum roll!!! Ehem ehem sorry technical difficulties please stand by). Aha finally, spread your dreams high in the sky while eating flavoured soy beans. Confused? Well guess what, that is exactly what my truly wonderful title has the honour of representing. I feel so lucky you know, I have such an extraordinary name: it means that my parents must have loved me beyond imagination - I am sooooo lucky!!! Some people are named Gae-Dong which means, ehem ehem, in Korean, 'Dog Poop'!

Anyway... on the other hand, my current name is-

"fire fire wowowowowowow fire wowowowowowow".

Sorry, just got a bit distracted there, now please forget anything I just said about committing arson otherwise the police will kick me out of my exotic garage and we would not want that would we?

You: no of course not.

Me: very good, thought so!! Lovely, let's continue the story now, shall we?

Okay so, Mihael Blaise means ' Unfortunate being, who is like God' (explains my holy resemblance even if I say so myself).

I'm dead, 999 emergency dead body found in my exotic basement, but I'm not dead yet? YET! (Just a friendly reminder - do not worry, no need to panic, I haven't evaporated from the face of this planet yet - YET)

Side note - in case you were not aware of this peculiar word coined 'yet' which I keep repeating, do not fear, for I have given you the peculiar definition of this peculiar world named 'yet'.

Seriously, I need to stop going on and on about things like a stupid word called 'yet'. You see, I always have this peculiar problem of repeating particular words I find peculiar, for example the word 'peculiar' itself: did I buy that packet of peculiar macaroni that day at the underground electrical execution shop? I wonder if I ate it or dropped it on my neighbour's bald head. Or did I perhaps gift it to my Bonsu karate teacher with a bow wrapped around the half-eaten packet. You know what? I'm pretty sure I have ADHD at this point. Anyways, see what I mean: I keep on getting distracted: I just can't help it! Anyways, here's the definition of yet: until the present or a specified or implied time; by now or then (courtesy of Google - I'm from the future btw if you hadn't already guessed). Anyways - OUCHHH I just stubbed my toe on this God forsaken plank of wood! Somebody give me some milk with that silver packet of paracetamol I bought that day at the fabric water bottle crying store.

As you can tell by now:
I need help.